#java and diluc

[reality-shitting]

Things I can't wait to experience when I shift to Mond

NOT BEING DISABLED ANYMORE BABY, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No more restrictions!! I can eat what I want, go where I want, do what I want!!

Going to the Angel's Share with my darling and becoming a drunken nuisance <3

Wind gliding!!

Potion making and alchemy!!!!!

I wanna touch a slime Probably gonna need Diluc to supervise me

Going to Starsnatch cliff late at night

Wanna go crystalfly hunting

Being absolutely spoiled rotten

Definitely want to try one of Diona's cocktails (even if she puts some nasty stuff in there)

Getting super blazed w Tighnari and Cyno lmao

If I receive a vision, learning how to use a catalyst

The festivals!!!! Windblume, Ludi Harpastem, the Winery charity events!!!

Genius invokation TCG

Drinking games w Kaeya and Venti

Making up on lost ✨ intimacy ✨

Reading all of their fairytales!!

All of the cute (and expensive-) outfits Diluc had made for me!! >W<

Rich business person: You must be Master Diluc's wife?

Me, turning to Diluc w faux horror: YOU HAVE A WIFE???!!

It won't let me post more bullet points, might have to make a part two

[reality-shitting]

What are children like in Teyvat?

Also God Bless That Man when he discovers iPad and Sephora kids

This one made me actually chortle, thank you for your prayers 🙏 His host is a lil TikTok obsessed so he's seen his fair share lolllll

Generally, they're just much more well behaved. And OFFLINE. They're far more respectful in most regards, and did I mention offline? They seem less likely to act bratty and entitled, like throwing tantrums when they're told no, and they're more receptive of boundaries. If you asked me which one I was more likely to see screaming in public, I'd say kids here. I believe the adaptation for neurodivergent kids is also superior than here, which is good because the Autism is strong with this one. I think the most out of pocket kid is Klee and even then, she's extremely respectful and kind. Diluc actually babysits her occasionally, and she plays with Diona as well. Even Diona, who would kill to see the fall of the wine industry, acts civil and respectful to Diluc when they're around each other. In summary, the kids are very emotionally mature, aware and receptive to fixing and learning from their mistakes.

[reality-shitting]

What's something that you always cringe at when people write Diluc in fanfics? Like, popular tropes or things you've seen that he'd NEVER say or do?

I can't quite think of anything that makes me "cringe" so to say, but one thing I see a lot of people assume is that because he's this prestige gentleman that he must be a suave, flirty heartthrob, right? Nah. I've mentioned it before but he was so unsure how to talk to me, he asked Cyno for flirting tips. He didn't start off with something cool and smooth, he was advised to ask if I wanted to leave covered in hickeys. He tried. It didn't necessarily land, but it got us talking.

He is absolutely not casual. This is actually something I got wrong before we started dating! Before I met him, I was writing a fic where the MC was in a fwb secret situationship w him, and then was kidnapped by fatui. I wrote that he denied having any emotional connections to the MC and broke off the situationship so she wouldn't be used as a target again. In reality? If the Fatui were to kidnap me, he would go back to Snezhnaya and finish what he started when he was 18. I see a lot of people characterize him as being kinda laid back and nonchalant when it comes to Romance, but let me tell you: He is a yandere in the healthiest way possible.

PDA? Yes please. Compliments? He loves seeing me get flustered. Jealousy? Oho, he is a very emotionally secure man, but if you even looked at me in a way he didn't like, I know he'd start a multi week scheme. If someone hurt me? Well, it's very much established that he has contacts all across Teyvat so.. nothing can really be traced back to him.

He also slips up his tough guy, polished aristocrat act occasionally. He one time dropped a "yo" on accident and I never let him forget.

Tldr: He's a dork. He just doesn't show it. He'll never admit it, but I see the happy side of him that I've previously been told has been lost to time.

[reality-shitting]

HANG ON

DANDELION WINE ISNT JUST A TEYVAT THING?????

IT EXISTS IN THIS WORLD TOO??????????

IM MARRYING THE MAN WHOSE SPECIALTY THAT IS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE?!!

[reality-shitting]

Can you talk about your genshin dr more? What's something silly you're excited to do? I'm gonna explain the fnaf lore to Alhaitham or zhongli while they pretend they're actually listening 🤞

I WOULD LOVE TO.

Okokokokokok it's yapping time. So! I actually plan on doing *manyyyyyy* silly things. I think I stick out like a sore thumb, but others not so much. Reasons why I think this? Weeeeelllll...

Planning to constantly meet new investors by pretending Diluc and I arent married. Not in an inconspicuous sense, but like. "Oh, you must be his wife-" "YOU HAVE A WIFE?!". Diluc already knows and I think he's torn between tired of it and "Just to watch their hearts sink? That's funny actually"

Ok so my body is currently comatose, right? I tried convincing Diluc to set me up like a prop around the manor to freak Kaeya out whenever he breaks in to steal wine. He said no :(

Teach Klee brainrot.

Throw slime condensate at people like the world's worst snowball.

Funny you mention the FNAF lore, I threatened to do the same thing to Diluc and he just responded by being all cute and like "I'll gladly listen to whatever it is your passionate about, even if it's possessed robots." And I was like damnit im trying to annoy you

On that thought, I am constantly trying to annoy him or get under his skin in some capacity. I have never succeeded. He is soooo patient. It's infuriating. Let me be a bastard force of havoc.

I want to try to get my wind gliding license in secret and then just. Jump straight off a cliff in front of him. But I also know nothing gets past him. Soooo

Slimes. Are. Cute. If I can, I wanna bring a tiny hydro slime around Mondstadt. Just for the public confusion.

EDIT TO ADD: This one time I was joking about keeping an Abyss Mage as a pet, and Diluc WHOLE ASS ADMITTED TO KEEPING AN ABYSS MAGE IN THE CELLAR AT ONE POINT?????

I am very physical with my affection (nonsexual), so I will just. Grab Diluc's butt. With a happy little noise. He expects this. I also like biting from cute aggression, like how CR bunnies will nibble and bite on their owners. It's never hard, just gentle pressure. I'm not Wilbur Soot.

I have various bastardly ideas for if I receive a vision, and what I could do with it. Hydro, I could just dump water on people. Pyro, relight all their birthday candles. Geo? POCKET SAAAND

[reality-shitting]

It's insane about how many DRs I have that are overall much much better than earth, and then I suddenly decided actually - I Do want children.

It isn't every reality but it is a solid chunk of them. Anyways, yes Diluc would be THE girl dad.

In all honesty, I think the bar for living standards here is in Hell 😭 I think the whole world is fucked rn, call me pessimistic, but that also means that it's not hard for your other lives to have much greener pastures. I wanna be child free here for a LOT of societal and economic issues, but also my genetics are decimated when it comes to physical and mental health, so one of the first things I told Diluc when we got serious was that I didn't want kids.

After some time and learning more about Teyvat, I started coming around to the idea. Culturally, he said the kids in Teyvat are far different than here. He said he sees a lot of kids here as bratty or unthoughtful and that alone made him understand why I wanted to be child free. When he had Albedo create my body, Albedo tampered with my genetic makeup and removed my physical disabilities (In this reality, I have T1 Diabetes, scoliosis, spina bifida, hashimoto's, I'm currently in the process of getting RLS and HS diagnosis, AND Im susceptible to many more auto immune disorders later in life 🙃). So since my genes are going to be immensely healthier, I won't have to worry about bringing a child into the world whose health I could only describe as a curse, and we actively started talking about the possibility of having kids. I know he really wants to be a dad, and I used to be insecure that I wouldn't be able to do that for him. He understood back then and he didn't let it bother him, but I know just how elated he would be if he found out I was pregnant. It's something I actively daydream and fantasize about now. Before our abrupt split, I was actually in the midst of making baby names just to have in my back pocket.

You know that Tiktok of the brother playing dolls with his younger sister and the sister tells him to "use his girl voice"? That'd be us. I'd be the one cackling behind the camera. There's so many wholesome scenarios I can think of that he would do as a father that I think a lot of people may not see as "in character" and gosh, I just can't wait to experience them.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah- FUCK THIS REALITY, WTF????????

[reality-shitting]

My largest memory download is from a point that hasn't happened yet and hasn't been scripted.

I was laying down and I essentially had a vision of being heavily pregnant with Diluc beside me. The vision flashed and suddenly there's two twin girls, about 6 years old, running around the winery halls. This vision was from months ago but I still find myself drawn to it and thinking about it.

Like, tell me he would not be the biggest girl dad. That man would adore letting his kids play with his hair. I love to think about the domestication of it all.

[reality-shitting]

I'm bored and in need of gossip, can you share any beef you have with Donna?

Also you and Diluc sound super cute together congratulations 😋

Unfortunately, I haven't had the displeasure, yet. However, when Diluc announced our relationship, it was during one of his charity events that I had helped him organize. A very good chunk of people were... Disappointed to hear the news 🤭 Fathers who wanted him to take their daughters' hand, said daughters of upset fathers, I can't IMAGINE how the Lawrence clan reacted, given that I'm a "commoner" lmaoooo

I'm very much not a picture perfect noble woman, in case you couldn't tell. I swear like a sailor, bounce around like an ADHD fueled crackhead, wear lots of alternative clothing styles and don't hold back my tongue for presentation purposes. Diluc loves how authentic I am, but understandably, a lot of people look at me and go "That's????? His wife???????????? But they're so???? Different?????????????" And yeah. We're polar opposites. It's one of my favorite things about us.

Not really "gossip", but Diluc pays absolutely 0 mind to Donna. He didn't even know her name until he met me. When we were talking, I would use Yoimiya to shoot at Donna whenever she said his name, so he just started referring to her as "target practice" and even though I told him her name, I don't think he ever stopped 😭

EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT THIS GEM! Albeit, it's not my DR, but rather oomf's that I'm scripted into