Happy Randomness
Mara: OH MAN OH MAN.
Mara: I SHOULD HAVE STUDIED, FRICK.
Sei: D8
Sei: Welp D:
Sei: No use worrying about it now D:
Mara: Got an 83%, and now I may not get an A in any of my three fricking classes, which is just dumb, because I can TOTALLY ace ANY ONE OF THEM.
Sei: :|
Mara: But you know what, it's okay.
Mara: It's okay, cause...
Mara: I have a frickin Javalanche.
Mara: Frick yeah.
Sei: :|
Sei: AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FREAKING B
Sei: WHINER
Mara: Your giant text doesn't faze me because I am too busy having an orgasm in my mouth.
Sei: >o>
Mara: I literally did make Bro sounds after I got back in the car.
Sei: Kekeke
Mara: A lot.
Mara: Gratuitously.
Sei: And that's a reason I love you
Mara: And then we made out to Good Feeling in the front seat of my car.
Sei: >o>
Mara: And oh my gosh, she didn't use the can whipped cream.
Mara: SHE USED THE BAG SQUEEZY KIND.
Mara: I'M DYING.
Sei: XD
Mara: IT'S LIKE I'M DRINKING A CAKE OF HEAVEN.
Sei: *Pets* XD Silly
Mara: You would not scoff if you tried it.
Sei: Well I would be sucking on it right now if I could
Mara: I sucked on it all night long.
Mara: Am still sucking at this very moment.
Sei: Best.
Sei: Potential
Sei: Wife
Sei: Ever.
Mara: :3
Mara: Also, do you even know the pleasure of going the wrong way through a parking lot aisle so that the parking spaces are slanted the wrong way, but then turning in and positioning it perfectly so that you go in so smoooth and straight~
Sei: >o>
Mara: It was epic.
Mara: Dave was commentating.
Sei: XD
Mara: I should not have had caffeine~
Mara: Sad thing is, all of this was before I actually consumed the caffeine.
Mara: So now that I actually have... Holy crap, gird your loins.