#jawbreakcrs

[orangepeelr]

@jawbreakcrs sent 📱  for a look inside what my muse has of yours on their phone!

[ sms → bonehead supreme ]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [ sms → bonehead supreme ]: that anxiety u just felt? [ sms → bonehead supreme ]: thats what hamsters go thru. EVERY 😐 DAY 😐

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      “it’s not as serious as you might think.”

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        “see, i understand what you’re saying. really, i do. but also — just let me borrow twenty dollars. i’ll give it back. swear it.” he’s probably said that over seven hundred times to river in the time they’ve known each other, but he has a feeling the other male will break one of these days. totally. for sure. just you wait.

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       murphy’s fingers drum away on her thighs as she listens to fern speak. granted, there’s not really much she can do outside of the mindless action when her friend’s fingers are in her hair, braiding away. “okay, but consider this,” she pauses, holding her index finger up in the air for dramatic effect. “you could just kill him.”

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          “so, what d’you think? is this year the year you finally give me ferrari as a gift? i’ve been patient so i think i’m deserving.” nine out of ten chance she kicks her brother in the shins if the answer is anything less than a ‘for sure!’. 

[orangepeelr]

@jawbreakcrs sent 📱  for a look inside what my muse has of yours on their phone!

[ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: fern [ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: fern [ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: fern [ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: fern fern fern fern fern [ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: if u dont answer me in 5 seconds ur fired [ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: lmao i kid i kid [ sms → ***DO NOT ANSWER*** ]: fuck it ur ferb now since u wanna be silent

[orangepeelr]

[ tattoo ] w elijah <3

[  TATTOO  ]  sender  helps  receiver  with  a  new  tattoo  (  doing,  aftercare,  etc  )

"elijah thomas aquinas, get your fuckin' paws off of me — no, no, no — stop! i have a lightsaber in here, and i will not hesitate to poke your eye out with it!" you know, if he wasn't so frantic and laughing so damn hard about his best friend pulling out his damn stick and poke kit that he was on the verge of wheezing up a lung, he'd probably be a wee bit better at dodging his attempts at grabbing logan's arm. "you are not putting a tattoo on me! my mom will kill me! she told me she was going to kill you the last time you showed her yours!" that, and her endless comments about elijah's new hair colors, but that habit was harmless, no? besides his hair deciding it was done with his bullshit and potentially falling out, or something. in that case, logan would donate his to make a wig. problem solved and elijah would have the best goddamn hair in the city (after logan, of course). "what would you even put on me, huh? a fuckin' dick, that's what. with hairs and shit. i'm not walking around with a dick on me for the rest of my life, you demon! and don't you dare start talking about covering it up with a rocketship! — for fuck's sake, where's anakin's lightsaber —"

nonverbal meme prompts

[orangepeelr]

[ play ] or [ fashion show ] w fern <3

[  dance  ] sender whisks receiver onto to ‘ dance floor ’ ( can be actual or pretend ) (but reverse 🫣)

“no, c’mon — c’mon, c’mon, cmon.” clearly someone isn’t taking no for an answer here, as made obvious by the rapid shaking of his head and his consistent tugs to fern’s hands despite her own clear attempts at digging her heels into the ground. “you set this whole thing up — just one dance!” it’s true, obviously. fern set the whole event up and, in logan’s opinion, everything went swimmingly. the club has successfully opened (cheers to that), logan’s had a little too much to drink (double cheers to that), and fern looks a little too good in the dress she’s —………is this off the record? “just take a break for five minutes, yeah? it won’t kill you. i can request the cha cha slide so you don’t have to dance with me, if you want.” he would. he so totally would. he’d probably be wheezing out a laugh in between each word, but still. it’d be a bit of a mess, yet still fitting. especially considering he had to press in to hear a damn word she’s saying over the music — huh. since when does fern smell good? not just good — he likes it. the realization’s making him a little dizzy, really, and then he’s pulling back to look at her, eyes lingering over her features and — “fuck — no, electric slide it is.”

nonverbal meme prompts