((just smth funny that happened before))
so Jaxton and Xander were drunk and Fionna was there
everyone jokes around about how close Xander and Jaxton are (Xander would casually kiss him on the cheek so 💀💀)
anyways Jaxton was joking around a bit and Fionna dared Xander to kiss Jaxton (on the lips yes)
the next morning after finding out what happened Xander was like "i dont care about the fact that i did it, i care about the fact that i have a GIRLFRIEND AND STILL DID IT, WHY WOULD I DO THAT-"
then Fionna told him it was her who kept daring him to and
Xander: ok well now i understand why i did it but-
YOU W H A T -
Fionna: you also almost fucked him
Fionna: yeah, imagine my disappointment when you didnt :(
Xander: WHAT- you- YOURE ALRIGHT WITH THIS-????
Fionna: well its Jaxton so yeah :P also im literally the one who started it
also Jaxton is aromantic and bisexual