Jun 11, 2020
I'm Jay I'm 20 years old...for now I have the expression of a zombie trying to human and the stance of a drill sergeant I have a noodle. He's a good noodle. He'll be 3 soon
I recently found out about another facial hair. I officially can grow two hairs out of my face! Only took like 11 years since discovering my first one. I am a big boy now! Get me the shaving cream!
If I wanted to be totally accurate I’d be covered in scars from a lifetime of getting bit by everyone’s pet... and cracking my head open on a glass table. I also recently found out I have one allergy! It’s snake saliva!