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[completely-sane-scientist]

btw

[completely-sane-scientist]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS PART FROM AVID'S STREAM

transcript:

"okay, so being a vampire is an allegory for being queer, okay? and, uh, all i can say is, boy, i came out a year ago, and playing in this darn SMP and pretending that i don't wanna be a vampire and don't wanna admit it is one of the most real things i've ever had to do. and then everybody being like, 'well, don't you wanna turn into a bat?' oh, you'll see, you'll see. oh, my goodness, it's allegory, allegory, allegory."

[completely-sane-scientist]

cant stop giggling at the fact that avid is acting like a schoolgirl with a crush around scott this is maybe the best outcome that could have ever happened

nods his head when scott talks about how scott never walked into people's homes unprompted. yells "YOU'RE HOT!" at him. goes "you're really cute". looks back at scott then hesitates before saying "you're very handsome, okaybye" and then runs off. i'm genuinely obsessed with him

[completely-sane-scientist]

i actually quite like these ones

[completely-sane-scientist]

pyro in bat form showing up next to scott going "uh, sire, i've come with a report" is the funniest thing ever someone needs to draw this

[completely-sane-scientist]

i love seeing people post about the "ship war" between majorscythe and scottvid because literally no such thing occurred and everybody at once decided that it was either 1. they all date, 2. avid and pyro date and leave behind scott, or 3. they fight over scott and he doesn't choose either of them. and it was the creators who were actually having ship wars

[completely-sane-scientist]

coughs up blood onthe f loor im back with textposts

[completely-sane-scientist]

fandom lowkey so tight knit the vampires smp tag is almost always saturated by the same people and i can give all of you a designated role in my head