#jaydenadler

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Brandon: How’s everyone doing?

Nikolai: I’m breathing.

Brandon: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?

Nikolai: Well, it’s more than Jayden.

Jayden: having an asthma attack Screw you, Nikolai!

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Jayden: Don’t you think it’s a little... excessive to bring a gun to the grocery store?

Vaughn: You never know what could happen.

Jayden: Yeah, God forbid someone steals the last box of cereal. That’s definitely worth starting a shootout over.

Vaughn: If it’s the cereal you like, yes.

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Jayden: Why do you keep shadowing me everywhere I go?

Vaughn: You attract trouble.

Jayden: I do not! Name one time!

Vaughn: Last week, you tried to lecture a hitman on the ethics of his career.

Jayden: He looked like he needed guidance!

Vaughn: He almost shot you.

Jayden: But he didn’t. You’re welcome.

Vaughn: No, you’re welcome. I had to intervene.

#MyOTP.

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Jayden: What’s with the flowers?

Vaughn: You said you liked them.

Jayden: I said I liked one flower. This is a whole field.

Vaughn: shrugs I don’t do things halfway.

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Jayden: Did you just call in a favor with Interpol to fix my parking ticket?

Vaughn: Yes.

Jayden: Vaughn, I was five minutes late! You didn’t need to threaten global law enforcement!

Vaughn: And yet, here you are, free of consequences. You’re welcome.

Jayden: And you’re insane.

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Jayden: Why do you always have a knife?

Vaughn: Why do you always have a pen?

Jayden: To write things down!

Vaughn: Exactly.

Jayden: horrified.

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Jayden: If I had a dollar for every bad decision I’ve made—

Vaughn: You’d still be broke because I don’t let you make decisions.

Jayden: …I hate that you’re right.

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Jayden: Fun fact: Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system.

Vaughn: Wrong. It’s wherever you’re standing.

Jayden: I… How do you even respond to that?