#jayrscotty

[memesonnets]

There is no wiser man in all the land

than I. I am most clever, I’ll admit.

But there’s one thing I’ll never understand:

the minds of maidens, so devoid of wit!

Of all the things, I fathom least of all

how each of them selects their closest friend.

How can a gruesome beast befriend a doll?

On beauty’s scale, they sit on either end!

O damsel! Why not love an equal so?

Why hold such ugliness in high esteem?

And thou, foul mistress, dost thou even know

thou art a nightmare and she is a dream?

It cannot be that both maids beest fair —

one wench is always plain beyond compare!

[catgirltitties]

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