#jayson peters

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i just realised the 2nd slide looks like jayson is giving crow sloppy jalopy WHICH IS NOT TRUE! ...this is after that fact ok

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Some time later - Fashion District

[SFX: Zipper zipping] CROW: That was good. Thanks for coming, Iain. JAYSON: (muttering) Hah…coming. CROW: Babe. IAIN: Yeah, no, that was really good, thanks for having me.

CROW: Hey…Iain? You got a sec? IAIN: What's up, dude? CROW: I know you don't…owe us anything, I mean…we're just the married couple you fuck with sometimes. I just can't help but notice how distracted you were today. Is everything okay? IAIN: Everything…is fine, Crow.

CROW: Can I ask you something? …Is it Angelo? IAIN: …I…how'd you know. CROW: Well, I can guarantee you every homo in San Myshuno has met each other a minimum of once. And we all talk, y'know? Angelo comes to the bar too. He talks about you. IAIN: (gasp) What--what does he say?

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Iain gathers all his closest friends to tell them he's leaving the city. he rented out the entire lounge for just the handful of them. the love he had for these people was overflowing and he thanked God every day he found them.

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Uptown - Cyrenaica Sky Lounge

NAOMI: Copperdale? Really? That's a choice. TARYN: I knew a guy who moved to Copperdale. He moved out within two years. You know what he had to do for fun? Go to Brockville. Brockville, dude.

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oh what’s that? A TRIPLE crossover? would I dare to do something so maniacal? why in fact yes I will. Crow and Jayson are a spare couple from the 3rd generation of the Nova legacy, who did canonically live in san my soooo it’s kinda perfect.

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Month 2, week 2 - The Crow's Perch Bar

CROW, from inside: You already know who he is…Iain Lucky! San My's latest crooner.

IAIN: (playing and singing) JAYSON: You got this, bud!

JAYSON: God, am I ever glad for Iain nights. CROW: (smirk) "Iain nights"? You mean Wednesdays, babe? JAYSON: No, I mean Iain nights, which are way better than Akira and Miko nights because those motherfuckers cannot sing. Iain, though? Baby Christ weeps. CROW: Someone's got a crush, eh? JAYSON: Well, it helps that he's a cutie, doesn't it?

Month 2, week 3

JAYSON: There's our favourite guy. Buy you a drink? IAIN: Sure, Jay, whatever you're having. CROW: He's having you, dear. (smirk) Or he'd like to, anyway. IAIN: Uh…aren't you guys married? JAYSON: Sure. And that's why we exclusively play together. But! Wow! Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves, husband mine…?

CROW: Iain…come here, bud. IAIN, distracted: …yeah.

JAYSON: Last chance to tap out. IAIN: No way… don't stop. JAYSON: Good boy.

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look who came by for a surprise visit! a very odd combination of Jackdaw and Jayson.

Raven: so, my least favourite sibling and my brother-in-law who I have spoken to a total of once. how was the flight to Japan?

Jackdaw/Jayson: pretty good.

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anyway wow. hi welcome back to the Novas. we’re back. and before we pick up where we left off, let’s do a little spare check in.

last time we saw Crow and Jayson, they had just gotten engaged. here they are in Windenburg eloping at like, 2 in the morning lol. congrats to the newly-minted Misters Peters.

Crow: ok but can we reconsider me keeping my last name...?

no. goodbye.

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come onnnn let’s get that Romantic Mood up I am literally begging

Food vendor: hey can you guys take that literally anywhere else? I’m tryna sell some burgers here. yo. yo. guys? yoooo. ok I guess I’ll die

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today is a national holiday in Crowland as it is the day he made it official with Jayson!

Jayson: we aren’t friends anymore--

Crow: oh...that’s ok I think you’re lame anyway--

Jayson: we are now boyfriends

Crow, who has dry mouth and is about to cry: n--nice

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Achievement Unlocked: First Kiss

Kiss your childhood crush at the Romance Festival at the not-so-subtle behest of someone calling themselves the Love Guru ©