#nlgen2

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for the last time EA how many times I gotta tell you: phở is not inherently spicyyyyy aughg

Crow: she is very spicy 2 me :( I am just un bébé

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VAMPIRE INVASIONS AAAGHGH POR QUEEEE

Ioanna Martescu: now...come to me...

Musica, sleepily: wait...you’re kinda hot

Ioanna: omg stop <3 (bites)

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it was time for Crow to receive... the WooHoo TalkTM

Haruki: so, Crow. I know you’re getting to that age where you’re starting to find other people attractive.

Crow: oh dad no, I’m begging you... please don’t...

Haruki: no, I’m serious! your school doesn’t do a good job at sex education, I’ve seen it. who better to get advice from than your own loving dad who was once the biggest thot in all of San Myshuno.

Crow: hhhhhhhghhhgh...okay....

Haruki: so. would you consider yourself a top or a bottom?

Crow: DAD THIS IS OVER BYE

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Musica: mmm lumpia :)

meanwhile, me playing this:

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Haruki: man what the fuck. I said I didn’t want to go to Mt. Fuckoff Nowhere

well why the hell not? what have you got against it?

Haruki: because I am whore and I must dress like one and I can’t DO THAT in this frozen SHIT PIT

oh my godddd you’ll be fine I promise you

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but she can’t tackle the big city alone. at least not financially. knowing this, she replied months ago to an ad for a roommate, and today is the day she meets them.

Murasaki Haruki: hey! you must be my new roommate, yeah?

Musica: yeah! that’s me. you’re...

Haruki: Haruki, at your service. in more ways than one.

Musica: o--oh! that’s...uh--

Haruki: haha. I’m just joking. welcome to San Myshuno, babe. you look like you’ll fit right in.

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WHAT’S THIS?? did the glitch where a sim wouldn’t properly carry the laundry finally GET FIXED??? after three years? EA you absolute insane madlads. you’ve done it again. you’ve saved the SimsTM four. give me that shoe leather daddy I am ready to bootlick once more.