#jazon broadly

[meerealsssss]

this is jazon btw

[sambroadlysbignaturals]

Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

[meerealsssss]

the seventeen year olds ‼️😍😍😍