#jazzystyle

[taniaharoshka-blog]

#womaninhat #jazzystyle #taninjazz #seeyousoon

[jazzystyle]

Person 1: What's your job? Person 2: I lie professionally Person 1: Oh cool you're an actor?! Person 2: No I'm a news anchor

[jazzystyle]

And to the people that keep talking their noise, they talk because they weren’t taught to listen and can’t form these wonderful things called opinions. So let the people, who will keep making their “slightly” above average income, spit out their bullshit. I’m going to be apart of that tiny population that does the best they can and have an income that will make them choke on their bullshit.

Jazzystyle

[jazzystyle]

I think the reason why I’ve been more comfortable with myself, and able to advocate my opinions and feelings, is because my motto right now is “fuck it” I’m not going to live forever. So while I’m here, I’m going to do and say what makes me happy, I’m going to listen to people’s opinions, I’m going to walk like I have a billion dollars to my name, I’m going to cry when I feel the tears forming, I’ll eat the last Apple, I’ll smile at the white lady watering her flowers. Just be you, they don’t like you? They don’t know you! Fuck the judgmental and ignorant.

Jazzystyle

[jazzystyle]

Me: vomits

Me: has fever

Me: coughs up blood

Me:*dies*

Parents:you're fine, go to school

[jazzystyle]

I'm 90% sure someday I'm going to name my kid Nemo. Just so on the off chance my kid gets lost I can have a few laughs while I'm panicking with my spouse.

[jazzystyle]

Homophobes: you are going to hell

Me: actually I'm already living in the hell that you created for me

[jazzystyle]

What am I even doing with my life?

Me every day