Hey I'm Jazzy and I Try To Keep Things Interesting

"My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens." - Daria

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[feministism]

[starlightandtears]

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

[gingerlynnism]

That won’t fix the problem.

[bitterblackbitch]

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

[bitchycode]

[kushandwizdom]

[zicadbagui]

[dateideasforyou]

Date someone who fucking respects you

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

Pop Culture Post Apocalyptic by Filip Hodas

[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

This is dope

[syntacked]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

Unknown (via syntacked)

[ot3-old]

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[gowheretheskymeetsthesea]

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better.

Steve Maraboli (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[virtua92]

Somebody ain’t making it off that train