Year of Hell Part 2: crack flashfic. That scene between Tom & Chakotay...
TOM: The captain might not even be alive.
CHAKOTAY: Ex-fucking-cuse you
CHAKOTAY: my spirit guide checks up on her every night
CHAKOTAY: you dare doubt our epic love story
CHAKOTAY: you dare doubt that my body would not shatter into a billion particles if her light were to depart this world
CHAKOTAY: WELL ALRIGHT THEN FINE
CHAKOTAY: DOUBT AWAY
CHAKOTAY: BUT WHEN YOU SEND THE MESSAGE
CHAKOTAY: Tell Kathryn I wish her well
CHAKOTAY: K-a-t-h-r-y-n because she needs to be reminded
CHAKOTAY: she's more than just the captain of a starship
CHAKOTAY: she's also the woman I love.
TOM: [whispers] i ship u guys so hard












