#jc posting

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Roomate came home with a water droplet on his glasses so I asked if it was raining and he just said "...no 🥺"

[laceybush]

if any girls want me to third for them and be whiny and needy the whole time….

[laceybush]

been thinking about sucking her off while she makes out with her gf and getting so horny i can’t see

[laceybush]

someone tell me not to drunk call her, tell her i want to be on my knees begging to suck her off

[laceybush]

i miss my girl i want her to take me apart :((

[emotionalsupportllama]

I'M GOING TO GUSH ABOUT A BOY.

We will call him Joe because whenever I post about boys using their name, it never works out. He will forever be Joe, which is not his actual name.

Below the cut is Boy Gushing so you have been warned.

HE'S SO CUTE his CUTE LITTLE FACE I WANT TO SMOOCH IT EVERYWHERE

He walked by me yesterday when I straightened my hair and said "nice hair" which sounds like really dumb high school stuff but I swear it's not as lame as it sounds. He has long hair too so I was like HEY THANKS. YOU KNOW, WE KINDA MATCH NOW. And then he laughed and said "I think mine's a little longer" and I was like yes that is true. and hair

AHHHHHHHHH and he has green eyes which is like ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because green eyes are one physical feature that boys can have that makes me swoON AND he's got such cool and pretty tattoos and I just LOVEV HIS FACE AND LEGS AND ARMS AND HANDS AND siGH