#jchthys

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jchthys replied to your post “It’s absolutely stupid to say that Christmas is a secular holiday with...”

I was actually just reading about how many authors of popular 20th-century Christmas songs were Jewish

I’ve heard that too. Which songs, do you know?

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one one hand, “nos animadverto totus” most certainly does not mean “we see all,” as anyone who’s taken Latin for a week could tell you

on the other hand, it’s possible that Ian, Jason, and Garrett came up with their Latin phrase by looking up each English word individually in a dictionary and didn’t think to research Latin grammar

on the other other hand, that still doesn’t explain how this web translator comes up with the intended translation instead of some nonsense like “I, in my entirety, perceive us”

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Umm Hermione Granger of course; then Jim, Pam, Oscar; Ben Wyatt; and Lancelot and Guinevere. Or take your pick of one from each work :)

YOU’RE THE ONLY FOLLOWER WHO MATTERS OMG okay this is gonna be long by necessity

Hermione:

Similarities 1. judgmental 2. likes books 3. was not a socially adept kid

Differences 1. I can’t pay attention to schoolwork for very long 2. I’m not ruthless with my enemies 3. I almost always hesitate to raise my hand even when I know the answer

Jim:

Similarities 1. not smooth in awkward situations 2. similar sense of humor 3. I think Pam is the best thing ever

Differences 1. I could never play a serious prank on anyone, I’m too nice 2. I love dressing up for Halloween 3. I’m not an underachiever

Pam my love!

Similarities 1. ohhh my god she and I have the same character arc 2. I hate thinking that anyone hates me 3. I love Jim

Differences 1. I would never have joined the Michael Scott Paper Company 2. DOGS COUNT AS CHILDREN 3. I’m not very artistic

Oscar

Similarities 1. smug 2. DOGS COUNT AS CHILDREN 3. member of the Coalition for Reason

Differences 1. I would never do the thing his s9 arc is about (I won’t spoil it) 2. I don’t like math 3. I’m cautious about appearing full of myself

BEN LIGHT OF MY LIFE

Similarities 1. huge fan of nerdy stuff! 2. constantly alarmed by everyone’s behavior 3. good at puns

Differences 1. calzones are not great sorry babe 2. I could never be a politician 3. Li’l Sebastian is a hero and a gift from heaven!

Lancelot

Similarities 1. melodramatic 2. reacts badly to failure 3. my family’s advice is important to me

Differences 1. I’m not good at killing people 2. I don’t care about the Holy Grail, like, at all 3. I’m not nearly as confident as he is

I’m gonna skip Guinevere because I don’t have as clear a vision of her character across texts as I do of Lancelot’s character.

THANK YOU

(Send me a character and I’ll you three similarities and three differences between me and the character! It’s my birthday so you have to do it!)

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Wearing my xmas present from @jchthys 👸🏻 🌺 On another note I'm going to miss my bed

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jchthys replied to your post “Changed my name on Twitter from “Anna Pamela M ☠️” (my actual last...”

aw not The Office?

no, sorry! but it is a fortunate coincidence that the middle name Wynonna Earp made up for Xavier Dolls coincides with the first name of my all-time favorite fictional character

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just had a meme theory breakthrough...a lot of the instances* of “me, an intellectual” are just Joseph Ducreux in a new guise

*there are really two “me, an intellectual” memes: the one where you rephrase the original statement in a fancy way and the one where you say something else entirely. I’m referring to the former here.

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how about top ten albums including ones you've listened to recently?

I forgot to respond to this for like 6 eons

In no particular order, and including only 1 album by each artist:

1. Strange Trails (Lord Huron)

2. The Trial of Lancelot (Heather Dale)

3. Atlas: Light (Sleeping at Last)

4. The Book of Secrets (Loreena McKennitt)

5. Finding Fletcher (Fletcher)

6. The High Kings (The High Kings)

7. Found (Cathy Heller) (this is the happiest album ever)

8. 1989 (Taylor Swift)

9. How to Sleep in a Stormy Boat (Amy Speace)

10. Life in a Paper Boat (Kate Rusby)

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jchthys replied to your photo “thanks Harry, that’s completely convincing and not remotely...”

I think selfies are actually against royal family policy

then why didn’t he just say that?