all the txts for jemma
“☎” for a RUSHED text. [text]: hey knockoff hermione granger can you like[text]: make me a solvent thta dries itself and removes curry stains[text]: pls reply
“#” for a RANDOM text.[text]: is there life on mars?[text]: TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAAAAAAWMAN, BEATIN’ UP THE WRONG GUUY[text]: OH MAAAAAN, WONDERING IF HE’LL EVER KNOW[text]: HE’S IN THE BESTSELLING SHOWWWWWWW-OH-OH[text]: is there life on mars?????????????[text]: rip david bowie you were an inspiration
“ツ” for an EXCITED text.[text]: alright alright LISTEN uUP so i was like fighting this guy and he had this electric gun thing right[text]: it was going all BZZZT BZT BZZZT!! all over the place and it was scary af ok[text]: so he shot at me and i was like THINK FAST! and bam i threw my sword towards but also slightly away from the bolt AND IT GOT DRAWN TO MY SWORD and then it hit the ground, and BAM no more charges cos earthwire[text]: SCIENCE, BITCh[text]: are you proud of me granger ARE YOU PROUD OF Me[text]: ok brb i gotta klike knock him out agian before he wakes up maybe chop off a hand or two ttyl!!! i’ll snapchat the process
“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [text]: a little bird told me you were really stressed lately over some biochemical project thing.[text]: i’ve always wanted to know what my name sounded like when moaned by someone with a british accent. [text]: if you were a cavalry soldier i could be your saddle tonight if you know what i mean. ;) ;) ;) ;)
“%” for a CURIOUS text.[text]: if i were to take away all your tea and deny access to any further doses …[text]: is it true that you’ll shrivel up and die like a vampire? or go into some sort of hibernative slumber?[text]: it’s for science. just in case i need to like, destabilise the Crown or something idk.
