#jd35

[laukoslovergirl]

Slim Pickins - Blurb

Pairing: Joey Daccord x Reader 

Warnings: my bad writing

Summary: doing a tik tok trend 

word count: 792

“Joeyyyyyyy” you call through the apartment. You drop your keys and bag at the table by the door before slipping out of your shoes. 

“In the bathroom baby” he hollers back. You smile knowing you timed your drive over from your apartment to his just right. Meaning he was just getting out of the shower after arriving home from practice. You had a mission for the day. There was a trend going around in tik tok to one of Sabrina Carpenter's new songs and you were determined to get him to do it with you. You were sure it wouldn’t take much convincing. He loved to do the dorky little things you asked him to. Bonus points because this one would show off all the work he continuously puts in on his body.  

“How was practice, love?” You ask, finding him in the bathroom. Towel around his waist you smile at him from the doorway. 

“It was good pretty easy today” he comes your way before stopping in front of you leaning over to place a kiss atop your head. 

“Ready for your game tomorrow night?” You ask wrapping your arms around his perfectly toned waist. You knew it was something he was proud of. The work he had put in for his body to look the way it does. He smiles that gorgeous smile of his 

“I’m always ready but grub’s starting tomorrow night” he gives you a small pout. You perk up on your tiptoes to give him a kiss. 

“Mmm thats a bummer” he shrugs, turning to head to his closet. “Sooo i had a thing i wanted to do with you” you flop onto the bed grabbing your phone from your pocket to pull up a video you had saved to show him. 

“What’s that?” He asked from inside the closet

“There’s this silly tik tok i wanted to make with you, you’d get to show off your muscles and be cute” you offer rolling onto your back as he walked out of the closet. Now clothed, he stopped in front of you running a hand through your hair” 

“Okay baby i’ll do it” 

You squealed springing up  from your spot on the bed. You grabbed his hand to pull him to the living room. 

“Okay it’s simple. I’m gonna cue you and you're gonna pick me up and set me on your shoulder” he nodded following along with what you were saying “would you like to see a demonstration?” 

“It seems fairly self explanatory he stated watching you bounce with excitement in front of him “but just to make sure i dint fuck it up yeah” 

You opened your phone pressing play on the video. As it played on you watched his expression. When it looped his eyes looked up to find yours. 

“Okay so i have a question before we do this?” He stated nodding towards your phone. 

“Do you want me to lift you by myself or do you want to jump? Because I can lift you no problem, I just gotta know what you’re comfortable with, pretty girl” he wrapped his arms around your waist lifting you off the ground and placing you on the kitchen counter. 

“I want you to do what you are comfortable with that wont put you at risk of hurting yourself” you state, lacing your arms around his neck.

He leans his head down to nuzzle into your neck. “Lifting it is” he mumbles into your skin. You hum in agreement knowing he’s made up his mind and won’t change not that you are complaining.  You stay like that for a few minutes wrapped up in each other as he presses soft kisses to your neck. He taps your hip three times. 

“Let's do this so we can go eat lunch. I'm starving” he says with a patient smile as he pulls away from you. Joey lifts you off the island, setting you back down on the ground. You get your phone set up and place him in frame before starting the countdown. Getting yourself into place he puts his hands on your hips. Your height difference is accentuated by the angle of the camera. You cue tapping on his hand and he lifts you onto his shoulder proud goofy smile in his face hand wrapped around your ankle to keep you steady. A simple display of affection and protection. Instead of keeping you up there for the whole video length he surprises you by pulling you down into a bridal carry and placing a kiss on your lips. You can’t help but giggle as you hear the video play in the background. You love this silly man and things he does to put a smile on your face. 

[babygirlboeser]

jesus fucking christ

[ruinix]

Sooo I WILL be greedy and ask for full out whore thoughts on Joey Daccord AND fluffy thoughts.

Hello, lovely. I took so long. (The parasites, aka my braincells, were dying from rewriting this over and over). Not a full drabble anymore, sorry :((( Just lil thoughts...

Forever with Him

TW/CW: 18+ MDNI, Thoughts, Fluff, Smut, Slight brat behavior, Spanking, Thigh riding, Unprotected sex.

Joey would be a huge sweetheart for you. He was patient and kind and got a great sense of humor. He loved talking to you about how his day has gone and would listen with wide and attentive eyes when you were talking about yours.

He would automatically rub sunscreen on your back, your shoulders, your arms, your chest, your face. Everywhere. He would take that upon himself after dragging you to the beach so many times. He wouldn't want you to get sunburns.

In your home, Joey would pull you to sit on his thigh, grinning when he would catch the way your cheeks flush. He knew how much you like his thighs. He caught you so many times gazing at them so he would flex them for you because then your eyes would literally sparkle. He would place his hand on your hip, pulling you closer that he's almost cradling you.

In that position, you two would spend hours talking or watching the TV. During F1 season, you two would watch the races because it is one of Joey's favorite pastimes. He would take down his notes--since he loves it and has F1 Daccording to Joey that he usually posts in his Instagram--and would soft explain whatever it is you're confused with the sport.

He would be patient and passionate. Not afraid to get into more details, because he knew you would listen. He would enjoy the way your eyes grow wide with your amusement and amazement. It wouldn't matter if you picked up some things more than the other details, because for Joey, you were as big as a fan as he was. You just get confused sometimes. He even bought you quite a lot of merch which he would love to match you during your casual walks together.

However, at some point, both of you would just look at each other, then you would make out. No questions. No words. Just a pull towards one another, tugging you both in a passionate exchange. His hands would easily slot on your hip and lower back when you turned to mount his thighs, your arms wrapping over his broad shoulders, your fingers sliding through his hair.

His cock would stir the moment your clothed pussy grinded down on him. You would already feel so good that he swore he was making a mess in his pants. Then you would act so bratty, hands going over his crotch, demanding and demanding, not caring when he said 'wait'. That was where Joey drew the line.

His hand would quickly grab your hair by the roots, pulling you off him. His other hand would slam so hard against your ass that you would be squealing and groaning and protesting yet you would let him when he lifted you to straddle one thigh.

"If you're going to be a brat, you just have to make do with what I give you."

Oh, the way you would whine, your eyes growing so wide and glassy like he took the world from you. When he started to guide your hips to move, making sure to keep the contact of his thigh against your pussy, creating the friction you were so desperate for, you could only moan, gripping his arm for support. He could feel how wet you were getting, your arousal dripping past your panties, making his thigh shine with it.

"More, more, Joey. Please." You would plead. "Need you inside me."

He would ignore your pleas, smirking at how much you frown, pant, and moan. He would've fucked you, but you decided to be a brat. Unprovoked. So you got what you deserved. No cock for your desperate and whore of a pussy.

He would control the pace of you riding his thigh. His control was infinite. His focus was homed in your desperation like he would on ice with the puck. His ears were open to every moan spilling out of your beautiful lips. He could barely hold himself back, but he did. You must learn your lesson: Listen to him. He would gladly educate you every time because he had never fucked the brat out of you.

He would make you come on his thigh before he took you to the bedroom. Before he stripped you down then himself. Before gripped your thighs open, slipping his hard cock in your sensitive pussy.

He would fuck you so hard that you were screaming so loudly that all Joey could do was fuck you harder, groaning into your ear, deliberately watching and working to get you to come again before he could.

His hand would slip between you two, fingers finding your clit, circling and pressing and teasing it so lazily but it was enough to get you closer and closer to your edge.

The moment you did, Joey would whisper soft and firm praises into your ear, into your cheeks and lips as he kissed them. He would let you feel how much he loved, telling you 'I love you', then stilling to come inside your pussy. He came so hard that he would manage to coax another orgasm out of you, your legs gripping tightly around his hips, not letting him to slip free.

Joey would never. He knew you wanted his cum nowhere else but your pussy. He knew how you enjoy being so full of his cock and his cum. He knew the love shining brightly despite how glazed your eyes stared up at him. He knew you would forever be his as he was yours.

March 25 to May 5. It took me way too long, lovely. Sorry. 😔 I tried my best. Good night 🙂‍↕️

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[ijustdontlikepeople]

Joey Daccord Summer Aesthetic

[unluckycanucky]

is no one posting about joey daccord's youtube channel yet

[laukoslovergirl]

GOOD GRACES - J. Daccord SMAU

liked by seattlekraken, jdac35 and others

yournamelastname Break my heart, and I swear I'm movin' on with your favorite athlete 🩵🩷

nhlbuoy i can get you closer

yournamelastname 🩵🩵🩵 jdac35👀👀👀

yournamefan SHES A HOCKEY FAN

mbeniers10 hey i know him 😏😏

liked by yournamelastname, yourfriend, and others

jdac35 what a fun weekend 🩷🩵

krakenfan35 what does this mean??

yourfriend you guys would be an IT couple 😏😏

liked by jdac35, Nhlbouy, yourfriend, and others

yournamelastname oh hey seattle thank you!! 🩷🩵

Nhlbouy my two favs

yourfriend this better mean what i think it means

Jdac35 🩵🩷

[laukoslovergirl]

good graces

Pairing: Joey Daccord x singer!reader

Warnings: um cheesy and probably bad writing

Summary: Y/n is a famous singer with a not so secret crush on joey daccord. Based on my SMAU.

word count: 1.1K

Notes: i wanted to make this longer but that was not working for me so :(

You would be lying if you said the song hadn’t started as a joke. Your ex was a big sports fan. He followed them all, but hockey was his favorite so you had gotten pretty into the game as your relationship progressed. The main problem was his insecurity as you gained popularity, he continually brought up the argument that you were going to leave him for a sports player. Then you understood why he was worried about you leaving him for someone better because he was cheating you with some b-list actress. Jokes on him the songs he inspired skyrocketed your fame. Then your team thought you’d play into the bit of one of your biggest songs from your newest album. Good Graces the most popular line being ”Break my heart, and I swear I'm movin' on with your favorite athlete”.  While touring you ended the night in one of that city's sports jerseys. Famously you never wore a current player’s jersey, they all had your last name on the back and your favorite number.  You made it a point to only do two hockey teams though. His favorite Seattle Kraken and his least favorite The Toronto Maple Leafs. Finally having some time in your schedule while touring you found yourself at a Seattle Kraken game. Clad in Joey Daccord’s Jersey which you would be wearing at your concert tomorrow night on stage. It was your idea at a grand gesture to shoot your shot. You’d always found the man incredibly attractive, not to mention he was your ex's favorite player. You were feeling incredibly spiteful recently which had prompted the recent events in your life. Most notable today. You had spent some time with your team to get yourself not only on Kraken’s radar but Joey's as well. Tweets about his performance in a game. Arranging for you to read the starting line up to the guys in the locker room to also get some one on one time with them and invite them to your concert the next night. 

“Okay I’m not gonna lie to you guys, I'm nervous about this. Before I read the starting lineup I wanted to let you guys know you're all invited to the show tomorrow.” You blushed standing in the center of the locker room slip of paper in hand with the lineup. You had your best friend with you for moral support. “Vip access” you smiled at them as they let out a cheer. 

“Don’t be short stack, we love you already” Jaime Oleksiak said from his spot. You chuckled at the nickname, in all fairness everyone was short to the 6’7” giant. “I’ll pay someone on the other team to go after you” you joked with a smile. 

“Okay we got number 19 Jared Mcman, number 10 Matty Beniers, and number 7 Jordan Eberle. Defense number 6 Adam Larsson and number 62 Brandon Montour. Last but certainly not least number 35 Jdac." The boys clapped and cheered in between each name.  You looked up to see Grubauer nudging Joey out of his thoughts. 

“Okay now can i get some pictures with you guys?” you asked knowing both Kraken media had wanted the photos as well as your own PR team. The boys got up to meet you in the center of the room. “Wait hold on i gotta take off my jacket” you turned to your body guard and unzipped the big leather jacket you were wearing it had a bedazzled kraken logo on the back. Revealing a bedazzled Daccord jersey you were wearing like a dress. Taking pictures first as one big group then in smaller groups and one on one with some players. chit chatting with the boys and exchanging phone numbers and social media handles with a few.  Finally the goalie tandems turn, Joey and Philip wrapped their arms around your shoulders both their tall frames towering over your smaller body. As the boys thanked you and turned to go back to getting ready you stopped joey. 

“Wait this is awkward but I had another photo I wanted with you.” you asked, hand on his wrist. “Anything you want you can have” he finally said something to you having been pretty silent since you entered the room. You blushed and tried to escape the moment waving your best friend over. She was wearing a Grubauer jersey bedazzled like yours, but she also held a jersey with your last name on it for Joey to wear. You were still blushing over his words as he chuckled at the jersey presented to him. He slipped off his hoodie and slid on the new jersey. You couldn’t help but stare as he changed and your best friend snickered at you. You elbowed her in the side as Joey turned to throw his hoodie in his stall. You instructed Joey through the pose you wanted for the photo backs to the camera heads turned to display the back. You demonstrated the pose before looking at him, your eyes locking for a moment as he stared at you intensely. He was in the middle of you and y/bf/n. Then you took one facing the camera with big smiles on your faces. 

“Thanks Joey.” you smiled at him, your agent handing you your phone. “You look good in my jersey” he whispered to you, wrapping you in a hug, before turning and walking away. You momentarily forgot what you were even doing thinking about being wrapped in his arms. 

“Kick some ass out there boys, me and y/bf/n are gonna go find buoy” you hollered leaving the locker room. You heard wolf whistles and some chirps called to joey and you could only imagine what chaos you had just caused. 

Finally you were sitting in your seats. Getting ready for puck drop and to experience the game. You were currently on your phone making an instagram post. Some photos from the night. A simple dump of one of you in the stands, a picture of the ice and a photo of joey. With the caption “break my heart and i’m moving on with your favorite athlete 🩵🩷. As planned buoy made a cheeky comment and then found you during the game and y’all caused some chaos around the stadium. 

Beiners: I gave Joey your number. You’re welcome!! Super excited for the show tomorrow.

The game had just ended a 6-3 loss to Colorado. 

You hadn’t known one of the youngest members of the team would come in clutch as a wingman but he was completing tasks your pea brain had forgotten about. Before you had the chance to respond to matty and new text came in.

[babygirlboeser]

HAPPY JOEY DAY TO THOSE THAT CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!