#seattle kraken

[sterling-dragons]

it's giving

[mysharkiee]

claim your star here

[chabotts]

some nhl team stamp doodles!!

[bombsights]

the nhl said we won’t let the mlb have all that ripaway jersey fun

[aquilotti]

billylatsphotos Holland Arena 3x3 (7.31.26)

[rumandwhine]

Read an article about someone who was trying to be cute and using AI (gag me) to see if it would help them pick an NHL team to root for (spolier alert: it did not. who would've guessed). To combat this techbro thinking, I have complied an incomplete list of acceptable ways to pick an NHL team to root for:

Generational Trauma (i.e. your parent(s) infected you with this team)

That one friend (or mutual) who believes misery loves company and you were the one who caved (no suing them isn't possible)

Geography fucked you over

You think you'd look cute in the team colors

The social media team is on point

Living the Hater life (i.e. the enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.)

You put pictures of all the team's logos on a wall and threw a dart

They have the exact right amount of Drama to Skill ratio to keep you hooked

You imprinted on one of these losers accidentally and now you care about the whole circus

Gritty

[marissakumari]

how your email finds me

[heavenlycarnage]

anyone else bursting into tears