#jdsempai

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How many people does Aoba have in him??!

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOU MEANT AOBA WAS HAVING AN ORGY.

I NEED TO GET OFF THIS WEBSITE AND CLEANSE MY MIND.

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Headcanons: Height, 176 cm. Age: 21!! Voice Pitch: Kind of high, but not that annoying high. You sleep on your side or your back, all curled up in blankets and the like, favourite colour is red... Definitely a morning person, and you like sweets!

I’m not 176cm but 167cm, so you got all the numbers in a different order. I’m legally an adult in ALL countries but according to my little sister I’m an “incompetent 21-year old”. I have no idea what she’s talking about.

If I’m talking with friends about cute and fluffy animals, my voice will shoot up until it cracks. But if I’m screaming headcanons at my best buds, it drops low enough to rival a guy’s.

I’m a side sleeper and completely cocoon myself in blankets! I pull ‘em up to my chin and when it’s super duper cold I sometimes pull them over my head and leave a small breathing hole.

I do like red, but my fave is either blue or green. I adore mornings (there are lovely songbirds outside my window, plus the neighbour’s rowdy dogs) and OF COURSE I LIKE SWEETS like goddamn, there’s always a chocolate bar or two or three in my bag.

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4. Favorite pairing? 5. Favorite fic author? 6. Favorite fic (or one of them)?

4. My most favourite pairing EVARRR is Kid/Law, but I adore me some Jean/Marco and Aomine/Kise.

5. Why would you ask me to choose one favourite fic author. That’s like asking me to choose between cakes. That said, I’ll go with Reiki because she’s the one who got me into Kid/Law.

6. MORE CAKES DAMMIT. Um. Probably. A Dance For Two. Because. Um. Stripper Law.

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36:Talk about your guilty pleasures. AND 38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

Ah… oh… OH NO JD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU’RE GETTING A LONGASS RAMBLE NOW.

GUILTY PLEASURES yes I have many the main one being fanfiction. One Piece, Shingeki no Kyojin, Kuroko no Basuke, Free! and some minor ones. Pairings are pretty consistent like Kid/Law, Jean/Marco, Aomine/Kise, Everybody/Kuroko, Seijuurou/Makoto. I read others but they’re my favourites ^^

And snacking, definitely snacking… I do it all the time and pull food from my bag like it’s freaking 4D (snacks are responsible for 70% of my bag weight and I have no regrets over my hunched back because chocolate).

As for songs, I like Afro Circus/I Like to Move It because it was my childhood friend who intro-ed me to it. I don’t see her often because we live interstate but when we get together it’s like WOW IT’S BEEN AGES SINCE FOREVER HOW YA DOING GET ON THE PIANO AND START SINGING OMG GRAB A BLENDER WE’RE MAKING TIM TAM CHILLERS WITH WHOLE MILK AND A SHIZZLOAD OF WHIPPED CREAM HECK YEAH.

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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

You know it ;D

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*holds out my hand* Here, this is getting heavy. Will you hold it for me for awhile?

WE ARE THIS COMFORTABLE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP BRING ON THE AWFUL PICK-UP LINE SPAM.

[pwnyta]

I joined flightrising because of you.. what's your name so I can use you as a referral?

Same as here!

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*grins and bounces* I'll send you a number! 8!

I DIDN’T ACTUALLY THINK I’D GET ONE OF THESE. HECK YEAH!

I remember coming across your Penguin/Shachi fanfiction and was curious enough to check out your other stories. I adore the Heart Pirates so it was pretty easy to get me hooked on your greatest story ‘Amnesia’ and JEEZ WOMAN you kept Law so freakishly in-character I must have flailed for days.

Then I read every single one of your other stories (why are you such a prolific writer, dammit) and became totally hooked on Travelling Soldier because I’m a sucker for Killer (gosh darn that beautiful golden mane of horse hair).

THEN YOU FUCKING MADE ME CRY WITH THE FUCKING ENDING AND I HAD TO TAKE A MINUTE TO CALM DOWN BEFORE WRITING A REVIEW AND GUESS WHAT I STARTED CRYING ALL OVER AGAIN fuck you.

Kidding, I thought you were a writing goddess because, I don’t know, you wrote emotion so well and you were always so upbeat and happy in your author notes. You sounded like someone I wanted to be friends with.

So, uh, then I followed you on Tumblr and freaked out when you followed me back (it’s probably a good thing you didn’t see me because it was kinda embarrassing) and… then we started messaging each other and long story short you are one of my closest friends now.

I never would have thought I’d be able to befriend such an amazing writing goddess like you. I’m so happy that I acted like a creeper and stalked you online and I’m even happier that you reciprocated! Not the creeper stalking bit, that was just me. But y’know, the wanting to be friends bit.

Honestly though, I’m terrible because I always forget to message you or rave about NSFW silly things, ahem, that wouldn’t be acceptable in public. But I want you know, and ALWAYS remember, that I adore you and care about you and want you to message me whenever you want to talk about anything, whether its something cute that made you smile today or something big that’s been on your mind all week.

*THROWS ARMS AROUND YOUR NECK AND AGGRESSIVELY HUGS YOU WHILE SINGING BINKS NO SAKE*