When you’ve been out with Moneypants but forgot to text your boyfriend.

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When you’ve been out with Moneypants but forgot to text your boyfriend.
00q fic recs: jealous!bond
1. gold rush by Path_Finder (@scarlettstarr)
All in all, James was sure he would have done almost anything to get rid of Q’s potential suitors. He had simply failed to realize how many there would be.
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5 times James thought Q was interested in somebody else + 1 time it was only James that Q had eyes for
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q’s confession and bond being oblivious for a change sparks so much joy i cannot
2. date, interrupted by thestalwartheart (@thestalwartheart)
Q just wants a nice night involving dinner, drinks, and a good shag (if he's lucky enough). It's too bad James Bond won't let him have one.
Or, the one where Bond is a persistent nuisance and keeps interrupting Q's dates.
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bond interrupting q’s dates is possibly my favourite trope
3. messages in bottles by Mlle_Heloise
When James asked Q to make him disappear permanently, Q expected that it might be, well, permanent. Instead Felix keeps showing up with messages from James, including a most unexpected question that Q doesn’t know how to answer.
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bond coming back out of jealousy just makes me cackle
Hi, do you maybe have some more oblivious!Q and/or pining!bond? Thank you 💕 Your blog made me find so many good fics!
ahhh thank you for the kind words! there is no oblivious!q without pining!bond, so im just gonna combine these two together if that’s chill with you <3
1. To Shield From the Self by spotlightonmringenue
They’ve had this discussion before, and it usually ends when Bond promises to bring him back a souvenir if he’s ever let off the leash again. Q calls it an excuse, claiming that Bond knows there’s nothing he could find that Q would actually want, and the trouble is that he’s probably right. Hell, the only thing he’s ever known that Q finds desirable is-
“Bond?”
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ahhhh i adore bond slowly making moves on q and waiting patiently for him to figure out.
2. Highland Christmas by AtoTheBean
Since all Hallmark movies have the same plot, do we really need a summary?
I'm told yes... yes we do.
James Bond thought he’d said goodbye to Skyfall Lodge for the last time, dedicating his life to a fast-paced career in international espionage, glamorous destinations, and meaningless affairs. Q thought a quiet Christmas with the cats was just what he wanted. But when a letter addressed to both of them sends them north, they discover that while Skyfall Lodge may be a ruin, life around it is vibrant and full of promise. And it's under threat. Good whisky, delicious baked goods, and mistletoe-wielding innkeepers have them both reexamining things they thought they knew about themselves and each other, their pasts and their future, and the meaning of a Highland Christmas.
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dahjfsjk bond courting q!!!! with mistletoe!!! and freshed baked goods!!! and q in deep denial!!!!
3. synchromesh by foolish_mortal
"I should let you know that MI6 is not in the habit of ceding to terrorists," Q tells him with chilly poise. "But it is after hours, and this is at least a halfway decent kidnapping." Bond's answering hum of amusement resonates and mingles with the sound of the revving engine.
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adfsjhksaklhj that scene where q says “jealous?” and bond growls back “yes” makes me weak in the knees. i love their dynamic in this and i love pining!bond taking it upon himself to teach q how to drive and q completely misinterpreting bond’s intentions. fahjkdllafjha
00q fic recs: Getting Together
hello im back with another fic rec post.
1. to do it right by teatrolley
“Is that all you’re going to say?” Bond asks. Q purses his lips, as if in thought. “They warned me about you,” he says. “What you might do. “Murder?” Bond asks. “Seduction.” “Ah.” Bond leans against the desk, supporting himself with one hand, in a manner that usually lets people know what his intentions are. Q looks him up and down and raises his brows. “Exhibit A,” Q says, and looks pointedly at Bond’s hips. “You can’t say it isn’t working,” Bond says. “No. I can’t.”
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Love, in all of it's previous forms, has always screwed Bond over. So when he first kisses Q it's to get away from it, not to fall into it. Bond is, however, not known for his great emotional foresight.
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ahhhh i love this fic so much. it has badass!q and confident!q and i love it so much
2. Tactical Silence by Kayzo
Spies are good at keeping secrets, obviously. But normally they don’t tell the person their keeping it from to their face that they’re keeping it... Q hates Bond sometimes.
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sneaky!bond is another favourite of mine and this fic does it so well. it also has a very cute exasperated!q, hehe.
3. No One Thrills Me (Like You Do) by RayShippouUchiha
“Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”
Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.
“Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”
“Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.
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jealous!bond jealous!bond jealous!bond. i love jealous!bond.
(honestly, while we’re on this topic, i love jealous!blondes in ships, like jealous!arthur, or jealous!john, or jealous!dean. there’s just something about this trope that hits right.)
00q fic recs: oblivious!q pt 2
1. Denominations by WriteThroughTheNight
"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."
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Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.
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q really just had multiple people tell him “bOnD iS iN loVE wITh YOu” and felt jealousy and lust from the man and still went “hmmm i wonder what’s happening with bond rn”
2. Ob(li)vious by Celyan (@melynen)
Bond brings Q souvenirs from his missions. Q wonders why.
AKA Five times when Q is oblivious, and one time when he gets it.
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fadjkhdasjhj and this one !!!!! the souvenirs are such obvious declarations of love but q still does. not. get. it.
3. No One Thrills Me (Like You Do) by RayShippouUchiha (@rayshippouuchiha)
“Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”
Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.
“Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”
“Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.
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he really just got a stream of half naked pics from bond and assumed that bond was just trying to annoy him huh
00q fic recs: jealous!bond
1. Normal by hyphyp
In which Bond is not the most interesting person Q has ever been with. He's not even in the top five.
(Or: Five people who want Q, plus the one Q wants.)
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generally, bond is seen as the one who gets around, so this was a rather refreshing change.
2. Mr. and Mrs. Thorne by hyesoh
Q is the unlucky technologically-savvy brunette who was picked to go with James Bond on a mission. The problem? The target is an eccentric man who feels more at ease when dealing with dark-haired women and happily married couples; and Q, now crossdressing as James' wife, has been tense all night.
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hehe.
3. Texts to a Dead Man by hyesoh
James Bond, like Sherlock Holmes, fakes his death to completely topple an international criminal organization.
James Bond, unlike Sherlock Holmes, finds a way to inform his partner-in-crime/not-boyfriend that he is still alive.
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ahhhh i love this au so much you don’t understand and i love the way their relationship was depicted.
00q fic recs: gift giving
1. So If You Give by TheCatOnTheMoon
Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.
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oblivious!q is my favourite trope, but pining!bond who doesn't know he’s pining is a close second
2. The Knight of the Blue Rose by SvengoolieCat
Once upon a time there was a faerie prince of the forests who loved a mortal knight of Albion. The prince was good-hearted and gentle, and once his heart was given, he would never waver. He longed to whisk the knight away to the lands of Faerie, but captive love is not true love, so he wooed the knight with clever gifts and help in his quests.
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it’s a fantasy au, and it’s so good. the writing style is quite whimsical and fairy tale-ish and i really enjoyed it.
3. Of Cats and Mortgages by SvengoolieCat (@svengooliecat)
“He did my job for me, killing his master,” Bond said. “He got around his feet and tripped him down a flight of stairs. Leaving him to get blown up with the rest of them seemed a churlish way to repay him.”
The cat chirruped agreeably, and washed a paw. Despite being brought from south Ireland in a bag, the feline looked well-cared for.
“You brought me a cat. A murder cat, owned by your villain du jour.”
In which Q is brought offerings of murder cats, keeps losing his pens to a certain kleptomaniacal agent, and is generally oblivious to/confused by Bond's attempts at catching his attention.
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i love cats and gift giving bond and this fic is just so well written and so sweet and so funny, i melted.
00q fic recs: mission fics
1. A Game of Chance by Celyan (@melynen)
James Bond’s return to Six after a two month holiday is merely a continuation of what makes Q’s life more challenging, but it’s not like he hasn’t got practice with dealing with troublesome double-oh agents, meddling friends, and gossiping minions, right?
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The first thing M ever said to the new Quartermaster after 007 came back to life was, “For the love of god, whatever you do, do not fall in love with him.”
Unfortunately for Q, she said that in front of his entire branch.
The betting pool has been going on ever since.
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ceylan is another one of my favourite 00q authors, and they certainly do not disappoint with this fic. also, there’s art!
2. it doesn't take you away from yourself by scioscribe (@scioscribe)
Q thinks he can't imagine anything worse than three days at a conference with James Bond as his bodyguard. Bond thinks that's showing a lack of imagination. He may be right.
Or, the one where Q has a long-standing arrangement, Bond condescends to croissants and tablecloths, unresolved issues abound, and then actual serious stuff happens. Post-Spectre.
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ok not technically an outright mission fic, but it has explosions and a baddie monologue, so im calling it one. and it has bamf!q !!
3. Negotiable by eyebrowofdoom
The shitty thing was that Q had a boyfriend at the time – a ravishing, blond, public-school-boy wank fantasy of an actual, actual boyfriend. Then Bond came along.
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there’s a mission in this one, but mainly i like this fic because of how they convey and explore q’s emotions.