An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary:
“Put on some jazz and pour a couple fingers of rye and he becomes a kitten!”
or
Alastor is a total lightweight.
A/N: I've dealt with enough drunk folks in my time that I've decided that I like happy drunks the best. But I mean... who doesn't? Other than people who just don't want to deal with drunk folks, which is totally understandable. But if you HAD to pick one, you know which one.
















