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Coming soon to Amazon, the new gaming mouse designed by Andy Kurovets

The G-Point

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*this is not a joke, or satire like the rest of this page*

If you are in a state that is/has put forward motions to criminalize abortions after the supreme court ruling, you need to be prepared.

If you have the means, stock up on plan B. Don't get brand name unless you really really want to as generic is significantly cheaper.

Do not just go and buy out your area's local stores of emergency contraceptives.

It is imperative that those are available in emergencies. Instead order them online. Daddy Bezos has options available for purchase, tho as you may have guessed from the way I post on here, I personally believe alternatives would be better.

Nevertheless, here's a link to the cheapest version I could find on Daddy Bezos' shop

My Choice Emergency Contraceptive 1 Tablet

Buy My Choice Emergency Contraceptive 1 Tablet on Amazon.com ✓ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders

#jeffery bezos #jeffbezos official #jeff bezos #daddy bezos #amazon #pro choice #bodily autonomy is a right #plan b #roe v wade #these god kings in the supreme court need to learn that they are supposed to serve us #and not the catholic agenda #which btw #fun facts #no where in the bible is the a condemnation of abortion #there actually multiple instances where it is condoned and/or done.#and the bit about gay people is actually about pedophilia.#so yea.#super strict bible belting and pearl clutching catholics can get fucked.

I'm Jeffery Bezos and you should get your hands on these finger puppets. They will help you to spice up your life.

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Hey you.

Yea, YOU.

Did you like your package from Daddy Bezos? Did my coughcough slave cough employee leave it with the box of chocolates like I told him to?

Tell me how he did, I'll be sure to praise punish him!

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To everyone saying that I could end world hunger with my money:

But then how would I pay for my 43rd Mega-Yacht. Or for all of the historic and important bridges I'll demand be dismantled for my 43 yachts??

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I'm thinking about buying Tumblr.

#jeff bezos #jeffery bezos #jeffbezos official #this is NOT because Elon's going for Twitter!!

I honestly believe capitalism is a little overated and maybe even outdated.

I think it's time to bring oligarchies back.

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As you all know, I'm far too rich to ever die, but I am still old enough to need pain relieving gel for my arthritis. I've decided to extend my good will and temporarily lower the price of such products on my platform.

Please give money to your Daddy Bezos.