#jeffdollmads

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James with lipstick stains on both on his cheeks, one is from Thomas, one is from Dolley. The stains are different colors.

If iI phrased it correctly I hope so.

YYYYEP

you're a genius actually

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First spouse you get only for yourself, and the second one you have to share

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jeffdollmads where jefferson oscillates between saying "my girlfriend" and "my boyfriend" and getting alexander or someone else confused bc is it a woman or a man youre datign????? answer is both

hold on im kinda tipsy i misread this a little. it's okay here this is anyway

he's a bit stupid

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james being pleased w the throuple arrangement because he can avoid going to parties and such that he doesn't want to attend now that dolley and thomas can just go together

until he has to pick them up from the club and they want to go shopping so he's stuck with two drunk partners fucking around in a 7-11 at two in the morning

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canon era jeffdollmads is also something to be considered especially since dolley was also a sort of first lady for jefferson during his presidency (alongside jefferson's (adult by the time he was president) daughter. can't remember which one)

james madison voice This is my wife dolley and our strange widowed friend who we keep around all the time for no reason in particular

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rapper!tjeff x singer!dolley x manager!jmads

thomas and dolley being signed on to the same label and thus are both managed by james

prerelationship the two of them have a thing going on between their stage personas and feature on each others songs/in music videos like, couplebaiting. whatever its called. acting i guess. maybe theyve also got a casual thing going on behind the scenes (or thomas thinks theyre going to, but dolley always keeps juuust enough distance between them). james has to pretend to be normal about their collaborations (because, hello, the two people he's got a stupid crush on getting all over each other for a music video) for the sake of professionality

james is like an Impenetrable Fortress and both thomas and dolley are like why doesnt he respond to any flirting i need him. meanwhile james is losing it internally

dolley and james get together first and thomas mopes around thinking he lost his chance with both of them. keeps his distance bc he doesnt want to get in between them until he cant avoid them anymore (probably collab work with dolley, and james is Also There) and they finally manage to corner him and. get him in between them

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(modern) jeffdollmads with a canon timeline. dolley and thomas making fun of james for apparently being exclusively attracted to widowers