#jemima jones

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Teenage AU again!

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Every Friend Group has

A Himbo

A mean Bisexual

An even meaner Lesbian

She/Theys and He/Theys

A token Straight that’s on thin ice

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized

A short king

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The Blam Fam headcanons

Dennis and Rubi are both Bi, JJ is lesbian and Pieface is gay and ace. All had crushes on each other growing up (Dennis and Rubi did eventually get married)

JJ uses she/they pronouns and Paul is genderfuild

Dennis has ADHD and Dyslexia and Pieface ASD and is also Dyslexic

Rubi was a micro premie and has Cerebral Palsy and Scoliosis

There is a rule that JJ has to keep their shoes on in the den

Rubi’s parents divorced when she was two and her dad has primary custody of her. She doesn’t have a good relationship with her mother but has to spend a few weeks a year and a week in the summer with her

Pieface and Paul banned all chips and chirps from the den

Don’t ever mess with the girls. They can and will fuck you up

If you mess with boys the girls would probably fuck you up

Soon after Dennis and Rubi started dating, the Blam Fam was having a den sleepover. JJ was teasing Rubi and Dennis so much Rubi punch them in the face giving her a nasty black eye

Rubi is the one you definitely don’t want to mess with. If she wanted she would become an evil scientist

As teenagers Rubi inventing a period cramp simulator. Dennis and Pieface gained a lot more respect for the girls after using it

They put it on Walter and JJ took pleasure in turning it up to max

 JJ once accidentally broke Pieface hand while playing basketball

She felt so bad and made and fed him pies until his hand was healed

Rubi can speak fluent German

She most of my family lives in Germany. She has a very large extended family

JJ was the first person (after Paul) Pieface came out to

As adults Rubi and Dennis moved to London (where Rubi’s lad was) but remained close with JJ and Pieface

Rubi often vents to JJ, even as adults. Rubi would call up JJ just to vent about work, or Dennis teaching the kids to prank

In all the Blam Fam has five kids, Dennis and Rubi’s three, twins Al and Rosie, and later Thomas. JJ and her wife Pepa’s adopted daughter Carmen and Pieface’s nephew (who he has custody over) Alexander

When Rubi and Dennis visit Beanotown the next generation of the Blam Fam hang out, Alexander and twins are the same age, Thomas and Carmen are also the same age

Often seeing the kids play together the Blam Fam reflects on when they were kids

As adults Rubi became a famous and world anoun scientist becoming a Nobel laureate and getting knighted. JJ became a teacher and coach. Pieface opened up a bakery. And Dennis, well Dennis became a house husband, taking care of the flat and children while Rubi works.

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#20 with Rubi and JJ?

JJ was slumped over sleeping leaning against the half pipe. No one notice her for awhile. Until Rubi saw her sleeping. She nudged JJ’s shoulder.

“Rubes, what’s going on?” Dennis asked walking over to the girls.

“JJ‘s fast asleep,” Rubi whispered. Pieface also walked over to the girls. He put his hands on her shoulders and tried to shake her awake. JJ hit him cross his body knocking him back.

“Pieface, that’s why you don’t shake a Blamjitsu master. Help me get her on my lap I’ll take her back to the den,” Rubi joked. Dennis helped Pieface up and the two boys looped their arms around JJ and lifted her up and put her on Rubi’s lap.

“Yeti, I got this,” JJ muffled half asleep. Rubi chuckled at this. She made sure that JJ was secure and started to roll back to the den. JJ continued to muffle nonsense in her sleep.

“My feet don’t smell that bad, Olive’s cooking smells worse,” JJ muffled. This made Rubi laughed, she didn’t know if JJ was right. Olive’s cooking did smell terrible but so did JJ’s feet. She needs to invent a smell ranker. Rubi open the door to the den, she pulled over to sofa and put JJ on it.

“Waa, where am I,” JJ muffled waking up.

“You fell sleep at the skatepark and I took you back to the den. Also why did you fall sleep at the skatepark?” Rubi asked.

“One of my brothers’ set off the toaster on fire. He was making a midnight snack,” JJ yawned

“Is everyone ok?”

“Yeah, but my brother is super grounded due to you know almost setting the house a blaze and killing us all.”

Rubi had to muffled her chuckle at this.

“Well, I guess that makes sense. I’ll just stay here while you nap making sure you keep your

trainers on,” Rubi laughed rolling over to the tv.

JJ rolled her eyes.

“My feet don’t smell that bad, anyways don’t be loud, I don’t sleep like Dennis,” JJ joked lying down. Both girls laughed.

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Headcanon about the Blam Fam sizes

Rubi is smallest, she’s  petite like her Oma and weighs like nothing. Even as she gets older she still has her petite frame. She hates being so small since gets underestimated by a lot of her fellow scientist (it’s hard to be taken seriously when your a baby face petite red haired woman in a wheelchair). Rubi ends up being about 5’-5’1

JJ and Dennis are about the same size both height and weight wise as kids. They can share clothes (Dennis has worn JJ’s dress on multiple occasions and some of them were NOT on a dare). As they get older they still were the same height although they have different builds. Both end up being about 5’6 as adults

Pieface is the biggest of the gang (all the pies lol) as a teen he had a lot of growth spurts as a teen. He ends up having a very similar built to Shaggy (the appetite too). Pieface ends up being 6’3 but since he’s always slouching he is more like 6’-6’1. (Rubi is super jealous since she stop growing at like 14 and Pieface stop growing at 18 and is super tall)

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J is for Jemima Jones

Read our interview with the London foodie entrepreneur, here wearing Tory’s Montorosso dress, on Tory Daily here.

Photographed at home by Billal Taright; stylist: Gianluca Longo; art director: Martina Mondadori Sartogo