#jenjamin

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attacked in my own home

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It's the colour of the sweater and his hair is ugly 😔

jenjamin is there any changmin hair that you DO like

[solarasippinsomesoda]

Here's a collection of Solara and my current camp in the middle of a lake in the Mire region.

But first, here's Jay voluntarily going into gay baby jail.

On the deck out back. Jay being weird, as per usual.

Having a fancy dinner. He had to keep a black cowboy hat for just the occasion.

At the bar.~

Jay wanted to be the bartender.

Jay creeping on Solara.

View of the lake from the back deck.

During a radstorm.

View from the front deck.

@commonwealthhero

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i have been calm my entire life what are you talking about.....

and you've never once blocked me for no reason

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I'm bored, how would you rate each ateez album (ep etc) out of 10

Jenjamin I don't think you realize how much fuckin music they put out and that they're all called the same thing

(going chronological)

Treasure One (All to Zero): 5/10, solid debut album, "Pirate King" is a great debut track, "Treasure" slaps, but they were babies finding their feet so I have to rank it lower

Treasure Two (Zero to One): 7/10, which is a surprise even to me. "Hala Hala" to "Say My Name" to "Desire"? hit after hit after hit. "Say My Name" is still my favorite title track of theirs. and I need a "Desire" with San doing the ad libs with his 2022 vocals, please please please.

Treasure Three (One to All): 5/10, I love "Utopia" and it started the Seonghwa Main Vocal When movement. he just DOES that. but I didn't love the title tracks, so a few points off that.

Treasure Fin: 7/10, this was my first comeback (I started listening with "Say My Name" but watched from a distance) and "Wonderland" smacked me across the face. and dearest belovedest Wooyoung on "Mist"... he didn't have to break our hearts like that.

Treasure Epilogue: 7/10, remember when I told you I liked this comeback and you said you'd listen because "they have some good singers" and then you made fun of me knowing Seonghwa's name? because I do. anyway "Horizon" is amazing and that one performance, you know the one, is still one of my favorites of theirs. also one of my favorite songs to play on violin cause it changes between bouncy and expansive.

Fever One: 9/10, maybe it's cause it came out when I was doing a lot of walking and so I could just put it on repeat. anyway "Inception" is my third most listened to song ever on Spotify if that tells you anything. Yunho Baby on "Fever" like oh that's my boy.

Fever Two: 12/10 fuck EVERYONE who was shitty to me right before it dropped, this album was for ME! dad had just gotten sick, my hours were cut, the creep at the hotel was apparently starting to say icky things about me, I was miserable, and then "I'm the One (Remix)" saved the day. sounds like the first day after Seroquel where nothing is real but GOD are you awake to feel it. Pink Gumby leapt with both feet into Hot Bitch Territory and began his ascent to one of my favorite vocalists of 4th gen and the pink was litcherally for me idk what to tell you he said sorry these people are so cruel. also "Take Me Home" is a queen I take no comments.

Into the A to Z: 7/10, I'm gonna be real, D and I were both completely thrown off that "Still Here" wasn't a Vertical Horizons cover. liked the Korean version better (you all know why) but this is the one on my liked songs playlist. anyway, the tracklist is mostly my faves so yeah nothing really to say.

Fever Three: 8/10, catiny's first comeback! and they DELIVERED for us! the "Deja Vu" outfits were amazing, especially the little Lake Geneva ones. I'm gonna see Seonghwa in a corset in my yellow wallpaper. and that night that we all went apeshit for Pinkhwa Ponytail will live on as a true heritage moment.

Fever Epilogue: 6/10, honestly I just go to the Kingdom recordings. The Real was a killer comeback that I wasn't expecting right at the end of the year there. the "Wave" Overture is so much better when they don't have to fight the choreographers, even if San doesn't get that scrape in the official recording. also if I play Mingi's rap in "Wonderland" on repeat then that's between me and God. (although we lived through the "Turbulence" performances to get to San's modulations. was it worth it? idk but I just want to squish my bestie's cheeks and tell him he's doing so amazing in his battle against augmented fourths)

The World Movement: 5/10, I was so excited when the intro to "Sector 1" was the spoiler from "Answer" but I think I hyped it up too much. I would have liked Guerilla a whole lot more if they weren't so liberal with the pitch correction. how are you gonna have the whole "break the wall!" screams and pitch correct the vocals here of all places. madness and insanity (but D and me calling the Metropolis references a year in advance? our brains are sooooo big). should have all been Mingi channeling RKL, but it's his world and we're just living in it. also the big chest voices in "The Ring" deserve more, please give us more of that.

[but +5 additional points for San being an anarchist slut, there is no type better. he said "Hi Lesbians" and then came back to say "Especially The Cool Ones" with his doofy little anarchist stomach graffiti]

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Top 5 locations for a catiny roadtrip

5. Eugene--Portland--Seattle--Vancouver for the balance between how beautiful the PNW is (especially the mountains!) and the deep blue cities

4. we can all go visit for Edinburgh to Inverness, that was gorgeous through the Highlands

3. idk bro pick something Australian preferably with coastline

2. Joshua Tree because I love it out there and I think Addy would hate it

Las Vegas to go to The Haunted Museum and finally end The Curse, and then get schwifty and spend all Changmin's money (oh btw we've already stolen Shimothee's money) before running into the desert on foot and becoming cryptids

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Top 5 hampster memes

5. this completely accurate depiction of us in the group chat when one of us falls (i.e. Tiny Roll Pasta Small)

4. daft punk wrote this song for hampsters

3. hamster in a spoon

2. party

yogurt violence

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BUT you have to tell me a blurb also I'm not a dork 😭😭😭😭

1) you are a dork you've read the Silmillenium or whatever sorry I don't know Tolkein cause I'm too sexy and out of his league

2) anyway here's what I wrote for everyone

Imani bc I don't trust video games but I trust you and the other day I mentioned "my cool friend who wants to write video games" irl (it wasn't weird I promise)

Chelsea who is small and cute and I'm so glad lives in my phone so I can name my blog after our jokes and every time I see a gif of our little pop punk king being cute I HAVE to send it over

D even if we're just so Same Hat we pass the same ideas and opinions back and forth that at this point it's just stroking my own ego to say nice things

Addy's so funny and unendingly supportive and idk how or why they have so many memes but *chef's kiss*

Fran's like the little cousin at the family reunion where it's like "yeah you'll go far"

Kr isn't even that much older than me but is still the lesbian aunt

every time Vic tags me in a picture of a hampster my heart goes waaahhh cause friend! and also makes good gifs/gfx and helps me remember days of the week with the Shownu Saturday posts

Tea I know we've only talked a few times but I check out the music you recommend cause TASTE

Jenjamin is a dork but I'm still reeling from absolute body slam of a roast that was "hanya is a magic the gathering nerd re-shelved into non-fiction" so we're stuck here as little hampsters. please use your knife for good