#jenniflore

[incorrectlivingwhendeadquotes]

Jeremoth: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Esther: What if it bites me and it dies?

Jeremoth: That means you're poisonous.

Esther: What if it bites itself and I die?

Jenniflore: That's voodoo.

Esther: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jeremoth: That's correlation, not causation.

Esther: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Blaine: That's kinky.

Jeremoth: Oh my god.

[incorrectlivingwhendeadquotes]

Jeremoth: You're smiling, what happened?

Jenniflore: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Esther: Blaine wiped out in the parking lot.

[incorrectlivingwhendeadquotes]

Esther: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips, what should I do?

One-Horned Demon: Punch her in the stomach, then when she leans over in pain, kiss her.

Jeremoth: Tackle her.

Blaine: Dump her.

Giselle: Kick her in the shin.

Jenniflore: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!