#jennplanet

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Happy birthday? More like harpy birthday amiright?

yarpppp

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Picks up your IR signature with my posting goggles

Twitch.

Scuttles into my posting hole

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Antsless logs?

ants on a log:

antless logs:

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Marijuana has been detected by your Nintendo GameCube™ system. Please place your controller on the floor and step away from the console.

YOUR FATE IS SEALED.

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Did you do anything special for 6/7 yesterday?

i uhhhhh went on a morning walk to a coffee shop and watched the iron lung movie, hbu?

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*adds a notification on your tumblr account*

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YOUR FATE IS SEAL

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🦭 <- SEAL

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Would a slime girl wish someone a 'goo night' or a 'goop night'?

if theyre in a relationship, one says goo night and the other says goop night