Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day – Part 3
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Readers, If You Thought My Profile Of Luxora Greggs Was Revealing, Brace Yourselves.
Our Next Subject Is No Stranger To Baring It All
If You’ve Ever Braved The Tumultuous Waters Of Seadweller Chittr, Chances Are You’ve Seen More Of This Character Than You Ever Wanted To
Yes, I Speak Of None Other Than The Top Rated “Model” On OnlyFins, The Abrasive Pillar Of Influence Whose Name Is Now, For Better Or Worse, Synonymous With #JeevikWeek...
And Whose Growing List Of Enemies May Now Include Your Truly.
A Profile In Debauchery: Kalian Delfin
Below Follows My Raw, Uncensored Interview With Alternia’s Most Infamous Moirail, Kalian Delfin... Readers Beware That Our Conversation Wades Into Some “Pail” Waters...
JERANN: Thank You For Taking A Call, Kalian. I Know You Don’t Typically Speak To The Press
KALIAN: i dont typically speak to pigs either but ill make an exception 4 u jerbear ;)
Excuse Me
relax im kiddin ;) kinda ;)
You’re Quite The Multipotentialite. Model. Sharpshooter. Influencer. Some Have Even Described You As... Dangerous
the less im quoted the longer i keep my account so noooo comment :)
You’ve Been In Cridea’s Inner Circle Since Before Her Rise To Fame. You’ve Seen Everything. The Sponsorships, The Scandals, The Sudden “Disinvitations”
haha yea its been a wiiild ride ;)
How Does One Maintain That Level Of Influence While Staying “Authentic”? What's Really Going On Behind The Scenes?
bby thats like asking how the tide rolls in :) its not about “authenticity” the way everybody pretends it is
Then What’s The Real Secret Behind The Jeevik Brand?
well u gotta understand “brand” itself is a loadbearing construct in a post-scarcity society right ;) weve refined reification into an artform n brand is a sorta mass hallucination that turns interpersonal loyalty into commodity fetishism. when uve eliminated material deprivation u have to invent new forms of hunger or else everyone gets bored n starts looking 2 closely at the system :) its not enough to BE something, u have to simulate its market value thru a ritual of emulating scarcity. we instinctively seek to recreate these structures even in a setting where all of our immediate needs are met. u see it in how ppl talk dress socialize n perform taste w this deep rooted need 2 rank each other n generate friction like the more abundant the world gets the more desperate everyone is 2 feel like smth could still run out. and thats where the hemospectrum comes in :) u rnt just ranked socially, u r legally ranked in terms of who can kill who n who can take what. its the ultimate artificial scarcity baked into the foundation of society. highbloods get infinite material wealth n security, but they gotta chase prestige n dominance like its oxygen. lowbloods r provided resources purely so that they can b expropriated by the same systems that provided those resources in the 1st place, so their existence becums performative too ;) all of this is connected in a systematized rehearsal of scarcity. a way to make everyone, high or low, feel that hunger even if their necessities are guaranteed. we create markets for artificial currencies that only exist because weve taken away the real ones. u r always computing where u stand, what u own symbolically, who u can dominate or manipulate ;) the whole machine turns desire into a metric. and the higher u r on the spectrum, the more you need to pretend deprivation exists at all, or else the whole system collapses into listless introspection
I’m Not Sure What That Means To Be Honest
maybe we should talk about my holes instead ;)
No Thank You
ive also got a biiiiiiig.................. gun ;)
No Kalian
suit urself >:(
Allow Me To Pivot To A More Salient Topic: Luxora Greggs Suggested To Me That Your “Opinions” About Her May Have Caused Cridea To Hesitate To Invite Her To Jeevik Week
oh well its no fuckin secret i hate that dumb bitch ;)
Wow. Tell Me How You Really Feel
shes an annoying sanctimonious cunt what more is there to say :)
Well I Appreciate Your Candor
i was soooooo fuckin glad when cridea finally kicked that cracked broad to the curb. if i had 2 listen to her whine in that stupid fucking accent for one more second i might have slit my own throat with a butter knife tbh
Wow. Okay
every day before i get into my recuperacoon i pray she falls into one of those meat grinders they use to cut up livestock
Let The Record State That I’m Not Encouraging This. He Just Keeps Saying Things
[There Was A Long Period Of Uncomfortable Silence Over The Phone. Well The Silence Was Quite Uncomfortable For Me But I Suspect The Other Party Felt May Have Derived Some Malicious Gratification From My Obvious Displeasure]
... So. I Hear Your Holes Are Very Popular
oh u bet ;) its too bad u got uninvited or id show u baby ;)
Kalian We’ve Met Dozens Of Times I Know You’re Just Trying To Make Me Uncomfortable
n yet here u are, callin me up like a stranger when u know i keep my bucketing slab reeeel warm... ;)
You Mean Cridea’s Couch
o is this the part of the profile where u mock me for my broken hive life ;) i cant go home haha so funny
Can’t You Just Give A Normal Interview This Isn’t What We Talked About
mmmm y dont u cum over n let ur fronds do the talkin...
I’m Hanging Up Now
no baby dont go im so close :(
Goodbye Kalian
Then I Hung Up.
Though One May Hasten To Declare This Substantively Vacuous Interview To Be Perhaps The Most Worthless Passage Of Text Ever Put To Print, I Posit That It Is In Fact An Invaluable Illumination Of One Crucial Fact:
Readers, THIS Is The Company That Cridea Jeevik Keeps.
Need I Say More?
But Do Not Fret. I Am Ecstatic To Report That At Least One Mystery Will Be Definitively Solved In The Next Installment of Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day...
The Shocking Identity Of Luxora’s Elusive New Matesprit.
Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day – Part ♦
Following The Conclusion Of My Initial Run Of Private Favors & Public Lies, And Subsequent Reinvitation To Jeevik Week, Cridea Jeevik Saw It A Stunning Act Of Generosity To Invite Yet More Outsiders To Her Illustrious Farce Of An Event
Indeed, Dear Readers, You Are In Store For Yet More Interviews With The Lucky Few Who Proved Victorious Among The Hundreds And Hundreds Of Contestants
And Who, You May Be Asking, Was Lucky Enough To Be Deigned With The Presence Of Miss Cridea Jeevik?
Designers? Celebrities? Stars, Icons, Bringing Glitz And Glamor To Jeevik Island?
No.
In A Disgusting Display Of Blatant Favoritism And Vanity, Kalian Delfin Has Seen It Fit To Invite His Very Own Big Name Fan To End All Big Name Fans.
The Way She Conducts Herself Will Not Only Shock You, But May Leave You Struggling To Find A Reason To Justify The Existence Of This Competition.
I Know I Was.
A Profile In Depravity: Distra Addnap
Below Follows My Attempts At Communication With Distra Addnap, (Mostly) Unredacted With Little Expense Spared In Leaving In Whatever The Hell She Is Trying To Say
JERANN: Thank You For Agreeing To This Interview Distra. Congratulations On The Results Of Slay Or Nay. You Must Be Delighted
DISTRA: ☆ hi and thankyou mr mussel!!! hfwgjhdf yeah ive been over both moons since the results came back! its a little hard to believe this is really happening
Of Course. I'm Sure There Are Plenty Of People You're Looking Forward To Meeting. One Troll In Particular Comes To Mind
☆ oh man well definitely the other winners for one!!! the other three were really fierce competition!! i dont think anyone could have predicted a surprise fourth pick. im so so so so so grateful kalian picked me out of the finalists!!!
Let's Talk About That. Your Involvement With Miss Jeevik’s Moirail
☆ ah kalian… my muse <3
Yes, Your… Muse. I’ve Done Some Research Between The Announcement Of The Results And This Interview
☆ oh!!!!!! into my books? what did you think!!!!!!!
I Feel Like I’ve Seen Enough Kalian For One Lifetime At This Point. Some Would Say Your, Ahem, Fixation On Him May Have Led To Some Favoritism In The Selection Process
☆ maybe it did, who cares
And You Have No Problem With The Implicit Bias At Play
Does The Flagrant Nepotism Not Bother You In The Slightest
☆ back off kalian already
★ i didnt even know hed had seen my zines till the day the results came back!!!
You Don’t Seem The Type That He Would Regularly Fraternize With. I’m Just Surprised He Selected You At All
☆ i dont need to even talk to him just existing around him is enough to make my bloodpusher skip
Or Perhaps Kalian Had Another Judge Whispering In His Ear. Somebody He Couldn't Possibly Commit To Defying
★ if youre implying something about miss jeevik here you need to genuinely shut your fucking mouth
Answer The Question
☆ im puzzled what youre hoping to prove here beyond that youre a hopeless bratty ████ obsessed with what kalian does and thinks and says
☆ spades are flying off of you right now all im gonna say gheeeheehe
Roll That Back What Did You Just Call Me
☆ kalian really should make a mess out of you……
☆ not that it matters whether youre pining concupiscent for him when his pale quadrant seems awfully fulfilling as is eehehehe
Don’t Talk About That In My Interview That’s Disgusting. What The Hell Did You Call Me
☆ oh come onnnnn they are so obviously macking on each other youve seen the way they look at one another on ms jeeviks streams
No I Haven’t And I’m Not Going To Acknowledge That Statement Any Further Either. There Are Wrigglers Reading
☆ booo weak whatever happened the the truth
The Tr--
★ GOD youre so LAAMEEE i thought the uke vibes would make you more agreeable i cant believe i agreed to this interview hfghjdsg
The What Vibes
☆ kalian doesnt even write his own posts but he has got to be a better blogger than you. not even full uke in the same way, hes got a mature and fiery osugaki spice behind him at least. you could stand to learn a thing or two
Distra You Can’t Just Keep Saying These Names To Me I Don’t Know And Then Not Explain What They Mean
☆ t. obviously didnt do enough research
Whatever. I Would Like To Circle Back To The Main Point Of This Interview. Do You Think Kalian May Have Been Biased Towards Choosing You For Feeding His Undying Ego
★ yes. obviously. you refuse to answer MY question of what it would even mean if he was.
★ you dont even know how good you have it being allowed to flounder around him so often
Do You Think The Contest Should Have Been Impartial
★ you seriously piss me off you know that
Then She Hung Up, Leaving Me With A Silence That Speaks Far Louder Than Any Words Could Hope To.
This Contestant Has A Lot Of Nerve Folks.
A Contestant Just As Insufferable As The Judge Who Selected Her.
Perhaps The Favoritism Runs Deeper Than We Could Have Ever Anticipated.
And As Such, We Turn Our Eye To The Remaining Winners
Have Cridea Jeevik And Darien Tiedel Made As Hopelessly Regrettable Decisions As Kalian?
Or Did They Give A Single Modicum Of Thought As To How Their Guests May Conduct Themselves?
And How Will The Wonderful Winner I’ve Selected Cope Amidst These Freaks?
Stay Tuned For Private Favors & Public Lies: Part ♥…
After My Outrageous And Unexplained Exclusion From The Jeevik Jubilee, I Turned My Journalistic Gaze Toward One Of The Most Elusive Names On The Leaked Guest List
The Clown Prince Of Consciousness. The Philosopher Of Flow.
This Rapping Jester Has Long Been Connected To Cridea Jeevik. Artistically, Spiritually, And (If The Rumors Are True) Intimately.
And I Thought, Perhaps He Can Shed Some Light Upon Her True Character.
So I Reached Out. And To My Shock... He Answered.
He Took My Call Right On The Train To Jeevik Week.
A Profile In Enigma: Marvus Xoloto
Below Follows My Candid, Transcendent Interview With Marvus Xoloto.
JERANN: Marvus Xoloto, Slam Or Get Culled Champion, Living Legend. Thank You For Materializing On This Plane Long Enough To Speak With Me
MARVUS: nah thank u 4 conjurin me :o) we all just patternz of sound anyway rite
They Call You A Prophet Of The Beat. A Cultural Engineer. A God Among Trollkind. How Do You Respond To These Accusations
mmm depends on wat u mean by “god” ufeelme
like if we talkin bout da strict ontological classification of divinity den itd prob b inaccurate 2 apply dat label 2 any bein datz still bound by material or perceptual limitationz
but if we talkin bout divinity in da sense of a vibe dat transcendez its own defanitional bonedery ... den yea, maybe i b divine
but so r u
so b da lil lowblood wrigglers hummin my barz down in da sumpz of outglut
so b da silence between 2 linez of a verse dat never got recorded
datz da true holiness... da gap dat remindz u of wat u aint sayin
Fascinating. So You’re Saying Even Silence Has Meaning
silence iz da rawest beat bro
u listen hard enuf u can hear existence tappin da tempo behind every atom
reality itself got rhythm ....... da oscillation of quarkz, da way da blood keep time wid da pulse of universal entropy
music iz da proof dat existence lustz 2 know itself
n i just b a conduit w a mic n a lil too much time 2 think on it :o)
Some Might Call That Pretentious
lol pretention iz just intention w a fancier fit on ufeelme ?
if u frontin like u kno da whole truth u already failin
but if u movin like u gotta learn da whole truth ... datz real wicked enlightenment !
Speaking Of The Whole Truth... Let’s Cut To The Chase. Cridea Jeevik.
wat about er
You’re On The VIP List For A Reason. You’ve Worked With And Been Rumored To Have Romantically Entangled With Cridea Jeevik. Would You Care To Clarify The Nature Of That Relationship For The Public Record
peepz always tryna draw borderz round connectionz like itz somethin u can fence in
but da way i see it, me n cridea r just 2 frequencyz dat harmonized for a bit
like when da tide humz da same kord as da moonlite :o)
So Was Or Wasn’t There Ever A Romantic Dimension To That Connection? Flushed, Caliginous Or Otherwise?
depends on da valence u assign 2 da term
if by romance u mean da act of seein urself reflected in anotha soul n recognizin da infinite within dat mirror
then ya mayb u could call it dat
but if u mean who sharez whoze bucketing slab, nah
u no i faithful to my 1 n only :o)
Ah, Yes, Of Course... I Suppose You Are No Stranger To Romantic Controversy, Given Your Incredibly Public Quadrant Vacillations With An Equally Prominent Musical Talent
vacillations? tch... nah buddy u in da media just dont get it :o/
Well, Here’s Your Chance To Explain
im actually kinda sick of explainin myself on dis issue
n i be thinkin itz u dat needz 2 get comfortable w not understandin :o)
But We All Must File At Least Two Separate Partners On The Bucketing Census. That’s Imperial Law. And Yet Here You Stand Before Us, Unculled
sumtimez a questin iz most meaningful wen left unansered...
And Who Am I To Question The Wisdom Of A Modern Day Prophet
hoo indeed :o)
And Then, Dear Readers, Our Call Suddenly Cut Out.
You’re Hearing That Right.
Marvus Xoloto Terminated Our Interview Without So Much As Saying Goodbye
But If You Think That’s The End Of Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day...
Think Again.
Next, In My Penultimate Profile, Turn My Digital Pen Upon The Subject I Am Certain My Dear Readers Most Ardently Await...
Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day – Part 1
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So. After My Shockingly Unjust Exclusion From The Big Jeevik Bash, I Turned My Attention To The Biggest Names On The Leaked Guest List
Adelie And Bedisa
That’s Right. The Moirail Power Couple Of The Sweep. The Ones Who Pop Up In Every Sponsored Post, Every Event Photo, Every Glittering Party Highlight
“Adelisa” Aren’t Hiding. They’re Everywhere.
Smiling. Posting. Generating Engagement With Their Inspiring Highblood/Lowblood Moiraillegiance Story
And Yet… Somehow, I Still Suspect There’s More Than Meets The Eye.
You See, Adelie Also Happens To Be Cridea’s Matesprit Of Nearly Half A Sweep, Though They’ve Been Close Friends For Much Longer. Practically Hatchmates. A Same Sign Relationship.
Don’t You Think That’s Suspicious?
Well, I Did. And So When I Caught Them Out On Their Yacht In Orphaner’s Bay This Past Wipend, I Asked Them About It.
A Profile In Deception: Adelie Calama and Bedisa Pygora
Below Follows My Fully Unredacted, Uncensored Interview With Adelie And Bedisa.
JERANN: Don’t You Think That’s Suspicious
ADELIE: i’m so//rry what is supposed to be susp//icious
Exactly.
BEDISA: Adz do u know this guy...? <_<;;
A: ki//nd of
I’ll Be Direct. We Need To Talk About Cridea Jeevik... And You.
A: uhh ok??
Let’s Start Here. You’ve Been Acquainted With Cridea For... How Many Sweeps?
A: um... li//ke... 7? idk our hi//ves were built on neigh//boring isla//nds so basically for//ever
Right. Forever. And Then... Suddenly... You Become Matesprits. After All This Time. Hmmmm
B: Is he like a fan or like...?
A: um no not ex//actly
And You All Lived In The Same Nautical Neighborhood As A Certain Someone. Who I Shall Not Name
A: um. yea i gu//ess. that was a lo//ng ti//me ago now though
Answer The Question.
B: I don’t think u asked one...?
Answer. The. Question.
A: look i don’t kn//ow what to te//ll you. yeah we were fri//ends for a long ti//me first but some//times fee//lings just hap//pen... idk
Feelings Happen... Or Strategic Alignment? You Say “Just Felt It” But Readers Will Want To Know The Full Story. Were There... Influences? Pressures? From A Certain Figure Who Will Go Unnamed But Has Recently Been Rumored To Have Had A Particularly Catastrophic Falling Out With Miss Jeevik?
A: who
A Former Close Friend... Who May Now Be Positioned As A Truly Dangerous Enemy To The Jeevik Brand
A: yea that really doesn’t nar//row it down to be ho//nest
I Can’t Confirm Or Deny The Character To Whom I Refer. But The Timing Is Interesting
B: Is it...???
B: Adz what is going on...?
A: idk i think he’s bothering cri//dea’s fri//ends bc he got unin//vited
B: Wow. I can’t imagine why?
Even Now You Reflexively Refer To Yourself A Friend Of Cridea And Not A Matesprit. Telling, Wouldn’t You Say
A: not re//ally
Sweeps Of Friendship... Then Matesprits... Almost As If Someone Else’s Absence Or... Disfavor Shifted The Balance Of The Dynamic
A: well
A: it didn’t
Intentional Or Not, The Public Record Speaks. And I Speak For The Public
A: ok...
Okay. Then Let Me Ask This. Is It True That Cridea’s Lusus Died Not Of An Illness As Reported, But Because She Sat Upon It In A Drug-Induced Bender
B: Can u pls leave...???
Yet Again I Am Silenced. This Time By None Other Than The Lowblooded Moirail-In-Law Of Cridea Jeevik
B: WHO IS SILENCING U??? Y ARE U ON OUR BOAT HOW DID U GET HERE???
I Swam
A: well can you sw//im away we’re trying to moon//bathe
Fine. One Final Question Before I Leave Your Vessel. Do You Have Any Parting, Final Words For The Readers Who Will Surely Want To Know Everything
B: No
And There You Have It... I’ll Let Their Damning Words Speak For Themselves.
But Don’t Get Comfortable, Readers
Because While Adelie And Bedisa Were Out Moonbathing, Someone Else Was Busy Sharpening Her Knives...
Three Nights Hence, We Sit Down With The Glamorous, The Ruthless, The Ever-Resilient Entrepreneur
The Ex-Matesprit... Who Might Just Be The Second Most Dangerous Woman In Cridea Jeevik’s Orbit.
Readers, We’ve All Seen The Faces That Dominate The Screens, The Names That Echo Through Every Feed
The Handsome Character Who Has Occupied Cridea’s Black Quadrant For The Better Part Of Three Sweeps Is Not One Of Them.
No Flashing Headlines, No Viral Outbursts, No Fans Screaming For The Next Post...
Just A Kismesis Who Lives In The Smothering Shadow Of Someone Else’s Spotlight
What Does He Think? What Does He Know? The Answers Might Shock You
A Profile In Impotence: Darien Tiedel
Below Follows My Full Conversation With Darien Tiedel, The Enigmatic Figure Who Keeps His Distance Even As He Stands In The Eye Of The Storm...
JERANN: Thank You For Joining Me On This Call Darien. I See You’ve Already Made It To Cridea’s Island For The Party
DARIEN: ✧･ﾟ:*Yeah, I’m just stealing away to the garden for a sec. Forgive me if I’ve gotta keep my voice down a bit...*:･ﾟ✧
Do You Think Cridea Would Be Upset to Learn You’re Speaking With Me Tonight
✧･ﾟ:*Yeah, totally. I mean, it’s super understandable, you know?*:･ﾟ✧
Wow. Would You Say Miss Jeevik Often Seeks To Control Who You Are Allowed To Speak To Or Associate With
✧･ﾟ:*Oh, no, not at all.*:･ﾟ✧
Really. So This Is A Completely Isolated Incident
✧･ﾟ:*I don’t make a habit of speaking to journalists about her, so, yeah?*:･ﾟ✧
Interesting, Then What Is It That Motivated You To Take My Call
✧･ﾟ:*You know, I went back and forth on it. All the freaks and geeks in her orbit would totally jump on the chance to say whatever about her as long as they get their fifteen minutes of fame. So if I don’t speak up with the honest truth, who else will, you know? Maybe she’ll be mad at me when this comes out, but that’s kind of the whole point of having a kismesis, right?*:･ﾟ✧
Maybe I’d Best Start Out By Asking: What Is It You Think These “Freaks And Geeks” Have Told Me
✧･ﾟ:*I mean, I’m not gonna dignify any of that by repeating it. I’d just like to say, take what you hear with a grain of salt. Think about who’s saying it, and what they have to gain from putting that kind of bad mojo out into the world.*:･ﾟ✧
Much Digital Ink Has Been Spilled About Cridea’s Ill-Fated Dalliance With Luxora Greggs. Cridea’s Moirail Expressed... Exceptionally Strong Opinions About Her. Do You Hold Similar Judgments About Their Relationship
✧･ﾟ:*Nah, me and Luxora never really fought or anything. Honestly, she wasn’t even around all that much? Cridea kept their thing kind of separate, since back then she was still... Nah, I won’t get into all of that. I’ll just say I never had a problem with her.*:･ﾟ✧
✧･ﾟ:*I know Cridea is still raw about how the breakup went down, but you can’t pin it all on Luxora. I don’t really blame either of ‘em. Sometimes things just don’t work out and it’s not anybody’s fault.*:･ﾟ✧
✧･ﾟ:*And Kalian is... Kalian.*:･ﾟ✧
Sounds Like You Might Have Something To Say About The Moirail Instead
✧･ﾟ:*No, don’t get it twisted, he’s fly. I don’t think he’s got a real personal beef with Luxora either, but the guy’s just so dang ride or die for Cridea. Kind of in a self-destructive way, really.*:･ﾟ✧
Interesting. So Would You Consider Kalian To Be A Negative Influence In Her Life
✧･ﾟ:*Nah. They go together like nut curd and grape sludge. I guess sometimes he’s a little too eager to hand her the match when she gets the itch to start burning bridges, but every relationship has its flaws.*:･ﾟ✧
And As Cridea’s Kismesis, You Must Be Exceptionally Attuned To Hers
✧･ﾟ:*Yeah, so dang many, ha ha. It’s balanced out by her virtues though; my girl is dedicated to changing the world for the better. She comes off like a space case celeb, but she’s way more than the average joe.*:･ﾟ✧
That’s Suspiciously Vague
✧･ﾟ:*Is it more “Suspiciously Vague” than the “Big Explosive Bombshell” you’ve been harassing all her friends about for the past wipe?*:･ﾟ✧
Harassing Is A Strong Word
✧･ﾟ:*What kind of bombshell are you even gonna drop anyway?*:･ﾟ✧
I Think You Know
✧･ﾟ:*No?*:･ﾟ✧
Wow. She Really Didn’t Tell You?
✧･ﾟ:*What are you talking about?*:･ﾟ✧
This Is Honestly Sad
✧･ﾟ:*What is your problem, dude? Does it make you feel good to engage in these public humiliation rituals?*:･ﾟ✧
Darien I Think You Need To Calm Down
✧･ﾟ:*I think you need to stay away from my kismesis.*:･ﾟ✧
Or What. You’ll Give Me A Free Therapy Session
✧･ﾟ:*Don’t be a wiggler. I’m serious, leave her alone.*:･ﾟ✧
OK Darien. So Do You Have Any Last Words You’d Like To Share With The Readership
✧･ﾟ:*No.*:･ﾟ✧
✧･ﾟ:*But hey, Cridea, if you’re reading this... I’m proud of you, babe. Always have been, always will be. Never forget that the people who matter see who you really are.*:･ﾟ✧
All Right This Is Disgusting, I’m Hanging Up. Goodbye Darien
Well Frankly That Was Pathetic
There’s Something Almost Fascinating In How Deep The Delusion Runs
But If This Is What Passes For Kismesissitude These Days No Wonder Miss Jeevik’s Fanbase Is Starving For Drama...
Thankfully, Next Up Is An Act With Real Presence
You’ve Heard The Name Everywhere
The Rhythm, The Spectacle, The Noise... Some Call It A Lifestyle, Some A Religion
But Either Way, Everyone’s Dancing To Their Beat...
