Private Favors & Public Lies: The Traitorous Truth Behind VIP Day – Part ♦
Following The Conclusion Of My Initial Run Of Private Favors & Public Lies, And Subsequent Reinvitation To Jeevik Week, Cridea Jeevik Saw It A Stunning Act Of Generosity To Invite Yet More Outsiders To Her Illustrious Farce Of An Event
Indeed, Dear Readers, You Are In Store For Yet More Interviews With The Lucky Few Who Proved Victorious Among The Hundreds And Hundreds Of Contestants
And Who, You May Be Asking, Was Lucky Enough To Be Deigned With The Presence Of Miss Cridea Jeevik?
Designers? Celebrities? Stars, Icons, Bringing Glitz And Glamor To Jeevik Island?
No.
In A Disgusting Display Of Blatant Favoritism And Vanity, Kalian Delfin Has Seen It Fit To Invite His Very Own Big Name Fan To End All Big Name Fans.
The Way She Conducts Herself Will Not Only Shock You, But May Leave You Struggling To Find A Reason To Justify The Existence Of This Competition.
I Know I Was.
A Profile In Depravity: Distra Addnap
Below Follows My Attempts At Communication With Distra Addnap, (Mostly) Unredacted With Little Expense Spared In Leaving In Whatever The Hell She Is Trying To Say
JERANN: Thank You For Agreeing To This Interview Distra. Congratulations On The Results Of Slay Or Nay. You Must Be Delighted
DISTRA: ☆ hi and thankyou mr mussel!!! hfwgjhdf yeah ive been over both moons since the results came back! its a little hard to believe this is really happening
Of Course. I'm Sure There Are Plenty Of People You're Looking Forward To Meeting. One Troll In Particular Comes To Mind
☆ oh man well definitely the other winners for one!!! the other three were really fierce competition!! i dont think anyone could have predicted a surprise fourth pick. im so so so so so grateful kalian picked me out of the finalists!!!
Let's Talk About That. Your Involvement With Miss Jeevik’s Moirail
☆ ah kalian… my muse <3
Yes, Your… Muse. I’ve Done Some Research Between The Announcement Of The Results And This Interview
☆ oh!!!!!! into my books? what did you think!!!!!!!
I Feel Like I’ve Seen Enough Kalian For One Lifetime At This Point. Some Would Say Your, Ahem, Fixation On Him May Have Led To Some Favoritism In The Selection Process
☆ maybe it did, who cares
And You Have No Problem With The Implicit Bias At Play
Does The Flagrant Nepotism Not Bother You In The Slightest
☆ back off kalian already
★ i didnt even know hed had seen my zines till the day the results came back!!!
You Don’t Seem The Type That He Would Regularly Fraternize With. I’m Just Surprised He Selected You At All
☆ i dont need to even talk to him just existing around him is enough to make my bloodpusher skip
Or Perhaps Kalian Had Another Judge Whispering In His Ear. Somebody He Couldn't Possibly Commit To Defying
★ if youre implying something about miss jeevik here you need to genuinely shut your fucking mouth
Answer The Question
☆ im puzzled what youre hoping to prove here beyond that youre a hopeless bratty ████ obsessed with what kalian does and thinks and says
☆ spades are flying off of you right now all im gonna say gheeeheehe
Roll That Back What Did You Just Call Me
☆ kalian really should make a mess out of you……
☆ not that it matters whether youre pining concupiscent for him when his pale quadrant seems awfully fulfilling as is eehehehe
Don’t Talk About That In My Interview That’s Disgusting. What The Hell Did You Call Me
☆ oh come onnnnn they are so obviously macking on each other youve seen the way they look at one another on ms jeeviks streams
No I Haven’t And I’m Not Going To Acknowledge That Statement Any Further Either. There Are Wrigglers Reading
☆ booo weak whatever happened the the truth
The Tr--
★ GOD youre so LAAMEEE i thought the uke vibes would make you more agreeable i cant believe i agreed to this interview hfghjdsg
The What Vibes
☆ kalian doesnt even write his own posts but he has got to be a better blogger than you. not even full uke in the same way, hes got a mature and fiery osugaki spice behind him at least. you could stand to learn a thing or two
Distra You Can’t Just Keep Saying These Names To Me I Don’t Know And Then Not Explain What They Mean
☆ t. obviously didnt do enough research
Whatever. I Would Like To Circle Back To The Main Point Of This Interview. Do You Think Kalian May Have Been Biased Towards Choosing You For Feeding His Undying Ego
★ yes. obviously. you refuse to answer MY question of what it would even mean if he was.
★ you dont even know how good you have it being allowed to flounder around him so often
Do You Think The Contest Should Have Been Impartial
★ you seriously piss me off you know that
Then She Hung Up, Leaving Me With A Silence That Speaks Far Louder Than Any Words Could Hope To.
This Contestant Has A Lot Of Nerve Folks.
A Contestant Just As Insufferable As The Judge Who Selected Her.
Perhaps The Favoritism Runs Deeper Than We Could Have Ever Anticipated.
And As Such, We Turn Our Eye To The Remaining Winners
Have Cridea Jeevik And Darien Tiedel Made As Hopelessly Regrettable Decisions As Kalian?
Or Did They Give A Single Modicum Of Thought As To How Their Guests May Conduct Themselves?
And How Will The Wonderful Winner I’ve Selected Cope Amidst These Freaks?
Stay Tuned For Private Favors & Public Lies: Part ♥…
Girlypop your community is a bunch of rats like you. Air your freak shit out publicly I am so so deeply here for it. I could even use my quirk and hemotyping to prove my comradery.
☆ i really want to! and i really should! but if i open my big dumb squawk gaper chances are some fuck is going to go yelling at the jeevik week organisers who have enough on their meal disc already
☆ for the record cridea didnt say #ScarredForLife without reason
You're quite the archivist huh? What's some other tropes you wanna chat about?
★ already said i wanna avoid landmines so fuck off
★ "im into following strict quadrant boundaries for the sole purpose of procreation har dee har" how about i cave your fucking skull in with a paddle GRUBFUCKER
