#jeremys theme

[asksquipjer]

is it true that dirty mountain dew makes the squip kinky/horny?

i… don’t know? I haven’t tried?

do not, Jeremy. I promise it will only end poorly.

…i’m gonna try, I’m curious now!

jeremy, I’m telling you that this is a bad idea.

if you really wanted me not to, you’re perfectly capable of stopping me!

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

Jeremy's Theme + More Than Survive

Yall already know whats about to happen lol

[asksquipjer]

because jeremy didnt like my barbie one with the squip, heres one with michael:

*me, holding the gayass barbies* *jeremy falsetto voice:* "o-oh daddy michael...i died in minecraft again..UwU" *alpha michael voice:* "thats it kitten. daddys going to kill himself"

i don’t like. Any of these?? I wouldn’t call anyone daddy? What??

this is canon by the way. That’s how he talked to me.

[asksquipjer]

the squip is EVIL and STINKY

THEN WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCK HIM??

[asksquipjer]

ever since that day with the dirty mountain dew, the Squips been… different. I dunno if it like awakened something in him or what, but he’s been wayyy more talkative about like. Sex ‘n stuff. And i’m not necessarily upset but- i dunno, i’ve been thinking now, and like- he’s gonna be there when i have sex. Hes going to be inside of my head! And i just- eugh, i feel gross thinking about it. I’m not into exhibitionism.

i like my squip, i swear! I’d never like- wanna get rid of him! But i can’t even imagine having sex with someone else while i have him. ‘S too weird.

[asksquipjer]

i love bullying the little gay boy with his little gay robot and his little gay bestie :3

my bestie…? Who-?

… does Micheal have access to this account??

Hm. It appears he does. Fascinating, i can’t seem to restrict his access.

[asksquipjer]

i NEED to know more about michaels scene phase

he dyed his hair with these little front stripes he called “racoon tails”? They were red, and he also got snakebites, and his moms nearly killed him for getting piercings without asking them. He wore lots of bright colors and did his makeup and… he was kinda cute.

[asksquipjer]

jeremy is also evil and stinky btw. the only one who isnt is my beautiful son, michael

wh- I AM NOT EVIL!! AND IM NOT STINKY ANYMORE!! Micheal smells like WEED all the time!!