#jerktopus

[jerktopus-problems-2015]

Mostofthetime.wmv

M - Ohhhhhhh that's not a good joke....

R - YESITIS!!!!!!1 

[ladymagister]

My Dragon Con weekend was officially a success because I got to hang out with antivanrogue again and meet fereldanwench, doesthisunithaveaboner, zeowynda, and jerktopus :)

jerktopus: We'll have to meet up again sometime to finish squeeing about octopi ;D

P.S. I'm trying to recall everyone's Tumblr usernames from memory so I'm crossing my fingers that I'm not forgetting anyone or tagging anyone totally random *hides*

[theesidjet-blog]

Updog

R - It smells like updog in here. 

M- It smells like what? 

R - Updog. 

M - Updog? 

R - Yeah, Updog. 

M - What the fuck is updog? 

[jerktopus-problems-2015]

You think this is a game?

R - It's a place where you can buy school supplies. 

M - What? 

R - School supplies. 

M - School supplies? 

R - School supplies. 

M - School supplies? 

R - School supplies. 

M - Stool supplies? 

R - School Supplies. 

M - School supplies? 

R - Yeah. 

M - That's what I said the first time! 

R - Oh. I thought we were playing a game where we repeated it. 

[theesidjet-blog]

College.

One hundred minus zero equals one hundred. 

College. 

I am a dentist. 

Pay me money. 

[theesidjet-blog]

Multitasking.

R - "I am multitasking. Because I can do that. I can read tweets and talk at the same time!"   *Reads tweets* 

M - "Oh can you?"

*long pause* 

M - "See I knew you couldn't." 

*long pause* 

R - "Sorry what?" 

[theesidjet-blog]

Damnit Pikachu

*Pikachu shows butt*

M - "Hey look Pikachu's mooning me!" 

R - *Rips open Pikachu's butt* 

*Laughter* 

[theesidjet-blog]

My nails are painted.

Okay.

So...

I just moved my hand in front of my face. 

And I thought there was a bug flying at me because my nails are painted. 

And it freaked me out. 

Lol...

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