Thees Idjet

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Michael and Tipsy appreciation post...looking like idjets.

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Good Question

R: How does one...like...how?

M: ...?

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Tip Top Hamstrings

Tip top whale noises. 

Tip top whale trails.

Tip top snail whales. 

Tip top brail Nails. 

Tip top frail sails. 

Tip top jail ales. 

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I Knew You Were Trouble Revised

I knew you were stubble when you walked in, so shave on me now. Grew into to places it's never been, till you cut me down.

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Updog

R - It smells like updog in here. 

M- It smells like what? 

R - Updog. 

M - Updog? 

R - Yeah, Updog. 

M - What the fuck is updog? 

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Pikachu Faceswap.

This is what nightmares are made of. 

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Priorities.

*LIVING SNOWMAN  opens locked door with carrot* 

R - "There's no way a carrot would do that!"

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Skype Calls

R: OBAMA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, I'M SORRY!

M: Why would Obamacare?

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College.

One hundred minus zero equals one hundred. 

College. 

I am a dentist. 

Pay me money. 

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Much Dubstep. Such Dubstep. Wow! Very Dubstep. (Lyrics)

STOOOOOPIIIIDDD

BRBRBRBR WUB WUB WUB

BRRRRRR WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

BRBRBRBR WUB WUB WUB

BRRRRRR WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

STOOOOOPIIIIDDDD

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Anything you can poo, I can poo better....because I'm a male and my digestive system is larger.

sleepy Michael

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It's because it's not today anymore. It's yesterday. No, it's tomorrow. What?

Michael Gray

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There's no "um" in the word horse.

Michael Gray presnts true facts

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Multitasking.

R - "I am multitasking. Because I can do that. I can read tweets and talk at the same time!"   *Reads tweets* 

M - "Oh can you?"

*long pause* 

M - "See I knew you couldn't." 

*long pause* 

R - "Sorry what?" 

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Damnit Pikachu

*Pikachu shows butt*

M - "Hey look Pikachu's mooning me!" 

R - *Rips open Pikachu's butt* 

*Laughter* 

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I can psy too.

R - "You keep sighing!" 

M - "That's just what British people do." 

R - "Can I not sigh? Look I can sigh too!" 

*Procedes to dance Gangnam Style*