#jerkwad

[disaster-demon-jinx]

More doodles!!

First, a colored version of Jinx with freckles and bright pink hair!! I call this version of Jinx "strawberry Jinx"

Next, Jerkwad Amen with a slightly updated design

Ghirahim redesign!! He will be in my story!! :>

Last, Averia, Damien's little sister!! Isnt she adorable?

[xaphrin]

@chromium7sky and @demaparbat - this is all your fault.

Raven stood there, trying to process the sight in front of her. It was still early morning, and while the rest of the house was pitch-black, the kitchen in Wayne Manor was lit with its usual warmth. Soft, muted lights flickered over the familiar (and yet somehow different) planes and curves of Damian’s face and body. It felt like he had transformed into a different person, someone she knew but couldn’t place her finger on. He’d grown taller in the time they had spent apart, his body somehow filling out to match his height, and then there was… his hair. So. Much. Hair. 

Her eyes fluttered as she watched Damian step over the threshold and into the space, pushing a lock of hair out of his eyes as he approached her. It had been a while since she had last seen him, and when they had parted ways, they had both been in the throes of puberty - all awkward limbs and changing bodies. She had never once thought that Damian would eventually grow into… this. 

Her eyes widened and Damian provided his trademark glare, glinting out at her from behind the locks of hair that had fallen out of his messy ponytail. He gave her a once-over, as if trying to gauge something inside her, and Raven suddenly felt a bit like she was being undressed. It was as if his mind was racing with a hundred images, and she was the subject of everyone of them. Her heart picked up speed, fluttering wildly inside her chest like a trapped bird. 

“Raven.”

Raven swallowed slowly, her eyes never leaving his face. “Damian.” She somehow managed to keep her face completely blank, although her lips twitched. “You look…”

Hot, a voice in the back of her head hummed, as if pleased with the sight. Raven shoved that thought deep into the recesses of her mind and forced herself to calm down. She leaned back onto her heels, and crossed her arms over her chest. 

“...different.” She finished slowly.

“Tch.” His lips twitched and he stepped past her and moved deeper into the kitchen, pushing his hair out of his eyes again. “Same.” He looked at her, eyes flicking to the top of her head. “Interesting choice.”

“It wasn’t a choice.” She fingered her shaggy pixie hair, anger rising into her throat. “There was an accident with Gar and gum, and I’d rather not relive the story again.” She was still hot about it, and it was weeks ago that it had happened. “At least I have an excuse. What about you? Channeling Fabio?”  

Damian’s glare was so pointed that Raven was almost certain it speared her heart. Finally he huffed out an annoyed breath and moved to the kettle, setting it on the stove. “I was undercover in Markovia. Longer hair is in fashion, so I did it to fit in.” There was a breath’s pause, and he looked back at her. “What are you doing at Wayne Manor? I thought you were on the other side of the country?”

“Dick called on me to help with some things in Gotham. A potential cult.” Raven shifted, unable to tear her eyes away from the lock of hair that curled against the sharp angle of his cheekbone. The more she looked at him the more her heart sped up, and it was embarrassing. When had Damian grown up? And how had he gotten so damn hot? “He thought I might be able to help identify them.” 

“Mm.” He leaned against the counter and regarded her slowly, as if he couldn’t tear his own eyes away from her. “I finished in Markovia, so I’m back for the foreseeable future. I suppose we’ll be working together.”

Oh no. What a shame. Working with Damian.

Something clicked in her mind.

Training with Damian. 

Her body reacted without warning, and it took every ounce of her control not to audibly moan at the thought of him pinning her to the mats, his body blanketing her own. Damnit. This was embarrassing!

Raven nodded once, and hoped her face didn’t look as hot as it felt. “Ah. I see.” 

She looked up at him and suddenly imagined herself pulling the hair tie from his ponytail, letting his long locks slide against his skin. She wondered what it would be like to run her fingers through his hair as he crowded her space easily. She thought about his hands spanning her waist and shoving her tight against the kitchen counter. She thought about his full lips pressing against her own, drawing out kiss after kiss, until it felt like she couldn’t breathe. Her fingers would tighten in his locks, wrapping her hand tight in the silk of his hair and-

“Are you even listening to me?”

Raven panicked, her heart now slamming against her ribs. She needed to find an excuse… any excuse. “Ah? Sorry. It’s still early, I’m-”

“I said-” He cut her off and rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. “-we should look over the notes together. See if we can find clues as to what we’re looking for.”

“Mm. Right.” Raven swallowed again, taking a slow breath as she stepped back. She needed to get the hell out of here, or she was going to make a fool of herself. And if they were going to be working together, that was the last thing she needed. “I’m going to start my morning workout then, and afterwards we can-”

“I’ll join you.”

Raven panicked and she whipped back around to stare at him. “W-what?”

“I’ll join you,” he repeated, taking the kettle off the heat. His face was completely blank, betraying none of his own thoughts. “I could use the change in exercise, and you can bring me up to speed with the case at the same time.”

“I don’t… I’d… I’m…” She stumbled over her words for a long moment, trying to think of a good excuse about why she couldn’t train with him, but nothing was coming to mind. Finally, she nodded in defeat and forced a thin smile. “Of course. Give me twenty and we can meet in the training room.”

He nodded in agreement and poured the water into a mug. “In twenty, then.” 

Raven, without waiting for another sentence in their conversation, bolted from the kitchen, feeling his stare follow her every step. It wasn’t until she was outside the door to her guest room that her breath started to still. She shoved open the door to her room and stumbled in, locking the door behind her. A moment passed, and then two, and Raven stumbled to her bed, her knees almost too weak to hold herself up. 

What in the world was this?

[wednesdaytheology]

All New Hawkeye #6 Jerkwad!

[piazzaduck]

OH MY GOD WAIT I NEED TO POST THIS

FOR CONTEXT THIS WAS AFTER THE 3 JOSES FUSED IN TO NO WAY.... top 10 most epic anime battles.... todd and marty being opps is SO REAL to me

todd's favorite word is jerkwad if that wasn't evident... but he also likes sam & max and reading about murder mysteries but do not tell a soul or he'll kill someone... im on dat toddpill aaahhhh

[shmaltzandmenudo]

People Ruin Everything: Why I Hate My Job

I know that many other important things are going on in this world, but I need to vent because I hate my job and at least one person who works for the same company.

Grammarly before my edits to this post. While I like using this program, it can be too aggressive, especially for work. I haven’t taken care of this blog much lately, but I had to write something today to manage my anger. I hate people sometimes, and recent events provide another example of why. You should know that I don’t like confrontation. I try to be polite most of the time cases because I…

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[ltrizzo]

Friendship ended with SCVI.

Now being upset is my best friend.

[awkward-and-awful]

Contender for Worst Cat of the Year Evidence: 1. He is in my spot 2. I booped him on the head and politely requested that he relocate, to which he responded by annoyedly meowing at me and then started to lick his paws 3. He refused to cuddle with me

[julesliedtke]

Saturday News: Hasta la vista, jerkwad

REP CHRIS MILLIS, WHO WANTED TO IMPEACH ELAINE MARSHALL, IS RESIGNING FROM NCGA: “My resignation is solely based on my need to be with my family more often and has nothing to do with any other assumptions that individuals may want to manufacture,” Millis wrote. Wayne Goodwin, chairman of the state Democratic Party, said in a statement that Millis belittled public servants for the sake of partisan politics. Representative Millis has attacked, belittled, and dragged through the mud hardworking public servants, including Secretary of State Elaine Marshall, for no reason other than partisan politics,” Goodwin said. “He’s pushed far-right policies that have made our state less safe, and we look forward to competing for his seat and bringing fresh representation to Pender and Columbus counties.” http://ift.tt/2eOEiND…

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