Feb 28, 2021
Sometimes when life runs at ya it’s to throw you a bear hug. Sometimes it’s to hit you in the balls so hard your teeth click, and you puke on your shoes.
Jerry Wallach, Mr. Runner Up: My Life as an Oscar Bridesmaid
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Sometimes when life runs at ya it’s to throw you a bear hug. Sometimes it’s to hit you in the balls so hard your teeth click, and you puke on your shoes.
Jerry Wallach, Mr. Runner Up: My Life as an Oscar Bridesmaid
New Fic: Screen Test (Explicit)
Fandom: Bill Hader, Documentary Now!-Mr. Runner Up: My Life as an Oscar Bridesmaid
Relationship: Jerry Wallach/Original Female Character
Summary: When director Rylee Conners meets with Pinnacle Pictures studio head Jerry Wallach at his mansion to discuss her upcoming project, she expects the worst. But after convincing him to give her a chance, Jerry confesses to his own collection of self-made risque films, offering Rylee a private screening and a good time.
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Screen Test-DRHPaints on AO3-Link to collected works in bio!
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In memory of Robert Evans (1930-2019)
New Fic: Pinnacle of Passion (Explicit)
Fandom: Bill Hader, Documentary Now!
Relationship: Jerry Wallach/Original Female Character
Summary: Wrapped up in an ongoing affair with studio head Jerry Wallach, secretary Betty McHenry enjoys their casual trysts in his office, but she wants something more.
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Pinnacle of Passion-DRHPaints on AO3-Link
Personal Headcanon #53
Jerry Wallach's original dream was to make movies like Walt Disney, and Swashbuckler's Island was an avenue that he once ventured down in pursuit of that dream. However, it became corrupted as he begun obsession on how Snow White and the Seven Dwarves was a money making scheme and became primarily focused on movies making money during college and his time at Pinnacle Pictures. He also didn't want to admit that he admired Walt Disney movies as a kid, so the fascination with making money was a cover story that he told in his autobiography.