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18+ NSFW. Minors DNI. 37. Transmasc. He/him. Engaged to martymcdie88mph💍 Aegosexual. Disabled. Autistic. Writes and makes art to manage schizoaffective disorder. Just a lot of Conan O’Brien and Bill Hader. Requests closed. If the header gif is yours, lmk and I'll give credit! (Also, I would LOVE to know where you found the clip🧡) "When all else fails, you always have delusion." ---Conan O'Brien "Because we're all falling to the earth, so what else are you going to do?" ---Bill Hader DRHPaints on A03 https://tropesandtrifles.com/book/9798349415500

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Debut Novel Treading Water

Hello Lovelies! So I wrote a book. Yes, it is adapted fan fiction of the underrated smokeshow Willy from The To Do List and yes, it is the kind of book that will make you cry and hurl it across the room. Preorders ars are open! Here's a little more info, please consider supporting me as an author by signing up for a free ebook advanced reader copy. Thank you so much!

Pre-Order: Here

Treading Water is a high-heat/heavy angst/happy ending contemporary romance about real-world problems featuring a genderfluid bi guy wrestling with his identity and a fat babe battling chronic pain, written in third person POV from multiple perspectives.

Blurb:

Being a 38-year-old pool boy is pathetic. As is your boyfriend dumping you for a younger man, or divorcees discarding you after fulfilling their fantasies. And not being certain you’re a “boy” in the first place is even worse. It's why Westy McLeigh doesn't believe he's worthy of love. 

That is, until life puts a jiggly redhead in his path.

Like the rocks she adores, Suzy Klein is precious and strong as hell. But between snark costing her a job, ailing joints, and her mother's constant criticism, Suzy's hard surface starts chipping away.

Until a slip of fate lands her in the arms of a lackadaisical pool manager.

From smoking weed in the storage shed to rock hunting at the North Shore, Suzy and Westy's days are full of sunshine. But as time brings poverty, trauma, and tragedy, the pair struggles to keep the shadows at bay.

With circumstances weighing down their relationship, will crystals form? Or will Suzy and Westy's love be crushed into dust?

Content Warnings Here

Tropes:

Strangers-to-Lovers

Summer Romance/Winter Worries

Broken Birds

He Falls First

Hurt/Comfort

Pining

Damsel In/Out of Distress

Found Family Vibes

S*x is Great, But Have You Tried Therapy?

Representation:

Fat main character

Gender non-conforming characters (genderfluid and transmasculine)

LGBTQIA+ characters (bisexual, aegosexual, and queer)

Mental Health (ADHD, PTSD, anxiety disorder)

Fibromyalgia

Black and Mexican-American supporting characters (written by a white author and sensitivity read by members of their communities)

Treading Water releases on 5/8/26. Thank you for supporting my work, lovelies! I appreciate you!

Also, check out my website and sign up for my newsletter for the latest silly, queer shit!

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I will soon be deleting the majority of my fan fiction. If you've ever made a request, I suggest downloading it now. Otherwise you will eventually be able to enjoy it in novel form.

Also, please consider buying my collection of short stories, "Unlocked: Seven Titillating Tales of Gay Trans Love and Lust." You may recognize the sweet and sexy cis guy partners😉Support an indie bookstore and a trans disabled author today!🩷🤍🩵

Unlocked Synopsis:

Through seven enticing short stories, the romantic and erotic triumphs (and challenges) of being a gay trans person are explored. From the new-to-testosterone Julian to the kinky and confident Levi, inside are a variety of transmasculine characters living their best sex lives. Written by a trans author for a trans audience, these tempting tales strive to showcase our unique experiences with dating and sex. Whether it’s the thrill of hooking up or the comfort of a long-term relationship, ‘Unlocked’ depicts a world where trans bodies are respected, desirable, and celebrated. As they should be.

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Dean Robert Holmes (he/him) is an aegosexual, transmasculine author and artist who uses creativity to manage schizoaffective disorder.

Story Summaries:

Tongue-Tied

Meeting comely comedian Ricky at the local queer club, transmasc journalist Eugene is unsure of his motives. But after clearing the air and developing a strong friendship, Ricky helps Eugene write an article about safely subbing as a member of the trans community and welcomes him into the world of restraints.

Burnishing

Ricky decides to check out the local leather bar where he encounters Levi, a kinky and confident trans guy who is surprised when Ricky wants more than a casual tryst in the back room.

Famished

Propositioned by his roommate’s transmasc friend Cid during a party, depressed hitman Benny is flabbergasted but flattered, dragging Cid into a spare room for some fun with the guests only feet away.

We Got This

Aspiring sketch comedy star Will butts heads with transmasc writer, Eli. That is, until the irascible Eli suggests submission as a creative solution for his anxiety.

Not Yet

After a stressful day, Will enjoys fooling around on the couch with his transmasc boyfriend and precious pet, Ash.

Call Me

In bed with his transmasculine lover Enric, Will gets a phone call and finds a unique way to multitask before taking Enric’s breath away.

Cup of T: Part One and Two

Once Will’s partner Julian starts testosterone, his increased libido sets him aflame. From a dressing room to Will’s office, their passion–and their adoration–know no bounds.

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Yay!💙

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Lookit this nerd😻🎩

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NEW EDITION AVAILABLE! 🎉

Now you can get “Unlocked: Seven Titillating Tales of Gay Trans Love and Lust,” revised from top to bottom with an EXTRA sm*tty story! Order your copy from Tropes and Trifles today and support a local independent bookstore and a queer trans author this pride! Link below🩵🤍🩷

"Through seven enticing short stories, the romantic and erotic triumphs (and challenges) of being a gay trans person are explored. From the new-to-testosterone Julian to the kinky and confident Levi, inside are a variety of transmasculine characters living their best sex lives. Written by a trans author for a trans audience, these tempting tales strive to showcase our unique experiences with dating and sex. Whether it’s the thrill of hooking up or the comfort of a long-term relationship, Unlocked depicts a world where trans bodies are respected, desirable, and celebrated. As they should be."

Also, follow me on Instagram and Tumblr at fandomtransmandom🩷

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Dean Robert Holmes (he/him) is an aegosexual, transmasculine author and artist who uses creativity to manage schizoaffective disorder.

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Happy birthday,

Bill Hader💙

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❤️🧡💛Happy Pride!💚💙💜

This June, please consider giving to a queer trans artist whose rent is increasing (and who is dealing with the financial consequences of a manic episode😅) I am making earrings, necklaces, and pins. Any pride flag, any color combo! $15 including free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. If interested, please DM with the following:

- Design #

- Type (earrings, necklace, or pin.)

- Colors (if different than shown)

- Rose gold or silver hardware (earrings only. Necklaces will be rose gold and pin backs will be silver.)

- Glitter: Yes or No?

- Name and Address

Please send payment to one of the following:

Venmo: @DRHPaints (5312)

PayPal: @DeanRobertHolmes

Cashapp: $DRHPaints

*$5 discount for BIPOC!❤️

*If you buy my book at the link below, I'll send you a pair for free! Just DM me a picture of your receipt along with your request😊

*Please note that the backs are plain white, or plain white with glitter if requested.

*Unfortunately I am not equipped for international shipping.

*If you have a custom idea I'd love to hear! $18 for whatever you want!

Thank you and please share this post! 🏳️‍⚧️

Through six enticing short stories, the romantic and erotic triumphs (and challenges) of being a gay trans person are explored. From the new

Unlocked: Six Titillating Tales of Gay Trans Love and Lust

Six Titillating Tales of Gay Trans Love and Lust

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In the ongoing saga of me and @martymcdie88mph getting Bill's handwriting scribbled on our bodies, enjoy our new Hot Rod tattoos🏍️❤️

Courtesy of the amazing @ baloneypink on Instagram😊

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“barry did this”

24” x 36” oil on wood panel

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Captain Conan😏✈️

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Getty images vs. my phone. Never enough Bill pics❤️

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Hader Being AdoraBill at CinemaCon '25💙

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Bill Hader did a pretaped bit for Conan's Mark Twain Prize ceremony with Martin Short and Netflix cut it😭😭😭 If anyone gets ahold of the video, please send it my way!

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YAY YAY YAY!!!

Agree with Bill. Grateful🥰

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Bill Hader Is Developing a Jonestown Cult Series for HBO

Bill Hader will write, direct, and possibly star in a Jonestown HBO series.

Hader will serve as co-showrunner with “Damages” creator Daniel Zelman. The duo will also executive produce, with Hader set to direct should the project move forward at HBO. A source told IndieWire that Hader could potentially star in the series as Jones as well.

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old art from paint tool sai days

still not mentally over BARRY S3

watch the show, its great (BARRY on HBO)

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Exciting news! A local romance bookstore called Tropes and Trifles is carrying my book! I never believed I'd see my book on a real store's shelf. I'm proud and grateful and anxious and all the things, but I hope someone stumbles across my book and finds joy.

If you're in the Minneapolis, MN area, go check it out and get a signed copy!🩷🤍🩵

Summary:

Through six enticing short stories, the romantic and erotic triumphs (and challenges) of being a gay trans person are explored. From the new-to-testosterone Julian to the kinky and confident Levi, inside are a variety of transmasculine characters living their best sex lives. Written by a trans author for a trans audience, these tempting tales strive to showcase our unique experiences with dating and sex. Whether it's the thrill of hooking up or the comfort of a long-term relationship, Unlocked depicts a world where trans bodies are respected, desirable, and celebrated. As they should be.

Here's links to buy "Unlocked"! Paperback and ebook, both of which support the small, local bookstore Tropes and Trifles. If you've ever requested a fic from me, I would greatly appreciate if you could support my writing and buy a copy❤️ Thank you!

Through six enticing short stories, the romantic and erotic triumphs (and challenges) of being a gay trans person are explored. From the new

Unlocked: Six Titillating Tales of Gay Trans Love and Lust

Six Titillating Tales of Gay Trans Love and Lust

Also, come follow me on Instagram - fandomtransmandom! I love talking about Bill, Conan, writing, and making new friends!😊

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