Me trying to accomplish simple things.
“Hi, Folks welcome to my unboxing this is a -” *rips open package* “Dead puppy...” *jump cut to next section* “that was fucked but no worries, here we have a -” *opens second package* “-a broken urn...and the ashes are ...FUCKIN’ EVERYWHERE!” *Jump cut* “Okay folks so-” *pulls noose taught* “todays video was fun wasn’t it-” *loops rope over ceiling fixture* “but it’ll be a while before you hear anything about...I mean ..fro-” *backs away from the camera and stands up on a stool* *puts rope around my neck* “see ya late-” *jumps and rope breaks under my weight* “FUCK!” *video ends abruptly*











