Sojiro shimada(in a meeting with the elders): Hanzo has a very refined taste in partners, you would do well to cease these attempts at matching.
Hanzo(proudly defending his recent refusals): The dragons are unimpressed with your choices.
Two days later...
Genji: Have you told father you're banging a real life cowboy harder than a screen door in a hurricane yet brother?
Hanzo: I will end you genji. I swear to god















