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hi i’m sam 1993 they/them no minors

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like: 

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

[elexecution]

this book got returned at work today i wanted to make the joke "we got your results back from the salad lab. it doesnt look good. you tested positive for croutons" but i didnt know how to lead into it and so i just kept repeating it to myself

[moarf13]

[log6]

is he, you know, [making a gesture that strangely perfectly conveys the sadness of a child orphaned by a car accident]

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[charnel-grounds]

“Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all”

John Byam Liston Shaw (1872–1919) - The Masque of the Red Death

from 'Selected Tales of Mystery by Edgar Allan Poe', 1909

source

[gaycop]

i was there at ground zero when filthy frank started the harlem shake

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

and you didn't stop it?

[gaycop]

oh why didn’t anyone on the streets of new york stop the towers from falling? think before you speak

[theweirdwideweb]

A Kiss - George Jenner (2005)

[babizzxx]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[d3v0t10n]

i love the buzzing sound of electricity running through the wires

[sacred-portal]

[venonomnomicon]

fetty wap after gaining ice powers: 1738 ayy im like i control the snow

[omegaversereloaded]

Nosferatu

Nosfera2

Nosf3ratu

Nos4atu

That eggers idiot hasnt thought of this

[omegaversereloaded]

No5feratu

No666feratu

Nosfera7u

Nosferatu: F8ful Encounter

9feratu

[omegaversereloaded]

Run me my check @roberteggers you old hag

[low-polly]

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

[segamascott]