#jessielange

[bongjoonhoe]

michelle pfeiffer

i haven't seen most of her movies so um.... i am sam?

[clarkykent]

if you ask me, that chick sounds as though she's got one very large pole up her arse. I hate people like that. Don't worry about it though, sweets. You get people like that everywhere. If I knew how to make them, I'd certainly tell you. Alas, I'm the least creative person EVER. I'd love for you to become competition now just so you can get your own back. x

thanks so much and i know right!

i actually found out how to make them and i will sell them because thats what i wanted to do in the first place, and besides they’re so easy to make and seriously so many people sell these type of things on etsy!! 

it’s not even worth reporting an account for i swear to god

[mrpeteparker]

do you have any pets? what are their names if so?

answer: I have a 13 year old toy poodle named Angel and i love her to death

url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill

theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | brb killing myself

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password

following: no sorry | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what

[shakespaere]

happy birthday, sweetheart. xx

thank you lovely uwu

[clarkykent]

☃ :3

i've always wanted to draw a cartoon/doodle version of jessica!

4/15

[mgnto]

molly and sherlock should NOT be a ship

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

I’m 1000% neutral on that one. tbh I don’t ship sherlock with anyone bc asexual. 

your blog: 8/10 

send me an unpopular opinion

[alexkingstonsarchive]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. Can you believe that you're an adult? An actual grown up adult and you can do things you've been doing for approx 5 years LEGALLY. FO REALZ. You no longer have to break the law because you're a swaggy (?) motherfucker. Also, you can now buy me alcohol and IT WILL BE GR8. I love you, idot. <333333333333333

You're the absolute best you fucker. How dare you make me smile so very much. I love you. :D

[dicaprioleos]

girl is a bit of a geek, girl wants a job, girl has an interview at a magazine, girl is considered too unfashionable, girl is, however, accepted into said job. girl then becomes as sophisticated as the fucking queen, wears chanel and is pretty damn awesome. however, girl has troubles with boyf, then there's trouble at work and then leaves job and the end

the devil wears prada??