#jessikatester

[monachopsisms]

( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.

Text From Last Night Meme || Not Accepting || @jessikatester

[text]: I’m not sure why this is surprising...? You’re pretty legendary.

[text]: It’s a compliment, I’m sure.

[rebellioustrooper-blog]

❝ The government was taken over by another clique. ❞

“Clique?” He frowned, pausing her in her explanation. “Is that really the word for it? Clique? What’s a clique?”

[helluvapilxt]

"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."

“Excuse me?” he questioned, “Why the hell would you wanna do a thing like that? Did I do something?”

[stillwcitingarchive]

( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.

[text]: I think my answer here depends entirely on how sober you are

[text]: But I would love to help you out with that

[sandspeeding]

( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours

TEXTING MEME ( always accepting this )

[text]: You know, I think I do. I was actually wondering if I’d got so drunk that I’d bought them without remembering.[text]: but instead I just got so drunk that I picked up the wrong pants - hm, how did we even end up taking the wrong pants?

[startrailed]

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“That entirely depends on your point of view, really.  I shouldn’t be here and yet I am.  How did that happen I wonder?” he said, bemused.

[sonoftheforce-achieved-blog]

Would it be alright if I made that meme a thread?

{{Not at all! :D}}

[sonoftheforce-achieved-blog]

“Stay behind me”

Never in his life was he ever one to be pushed behind for protection...that however was all until today. Grabbing his lightsaber from under his cloak he stepped besides her and activated it. 

Now he promised himself he would never reveal what he was or who he was since he somehow came back. But seeing that this..star pilot and him happened to cross path during which the First Order was attacking, he had to.