HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) STARTERS
content warnings for cursing, murder, gendered slurs, etc.
‘ what are sisters for? ’
‘ am i in a dorm room? ’
‘ she finally rolls in. ’
‘ you were kind of a mess last night. ’
‘ did you really think you could keep it a secret from me? ’
‘ is that chocolate milk i see? ’
‘ sisters don’t keep secrets. ’
‘ consider it collective amnesia. ’
‘ i think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences. ’
‘ i’m not falling in love with you. ’
‘ earth to space bitch! ’
‘ don’t be too late, or all the cute boys will be taken. ’
‘ don’t mess with a kappa bitch! ’
‘ she’s been boning some mystery guy. ’
‘ there’s your stalker. ’
‘ why were you wearing that stupid mask anyway? ’
‘ you can make it up to me later. ’
‘ don’t ‘what’ me. you know exactly what you’re doing. ’
‘ EAT IT, BITCH! ’
‘ do you want me to punch you in the face again? ’
‘ welcome to the pleasure dome. ’
‘ at least my nickname wasn’t blowfish! ’
‘ okay, i’m officially over this. ’
‘ oh my god, this is a nightmare. ’
‘ nice one, dickhead. ’
‘ you never returned any of my texts. ’
‘ i feel like i’m losing my mind. ’
‘ SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ’
‘ get AWAY FROM ME! ’
‘ will you please stop staring at me like i took a dump on your mom’s head? ’
‘ what?! nobody’s perfect! ’
‘ that’s your genius plan? ’
‘ are you sure you’re okay? ’
‘ technically, you should be dead. ’
‘ i need to get out of here. ’
‘ CATCH ME NOW BITCH! ’
‘ why are you doing this to me? ’
‘ show your face, you pussy! ’
‘ oh shit! ’
‘ if only it were that easy. ’
‘ are you always this charming in the morning? ’
‘ it’s a long story. ’
‘ seriously? i hate this sticker. ’
‘ i wanna hear your story! ’
‘ i’m not a good person. ’
‘ i don’t think i have that many chances left. ’
‘ call the police. ’
‘ he has a gun! ’
‘ see you soon, asshole. ’
‘ i can’t believe you tried to save my life. ’
‘ do you mind if i borrow this? ’
‘ stop trying to be someone you’re not. ’
‘ if i finally make it through this day somehow, i’m gonna have his babies. ’
‘ are you high? ’
‘ i’m ending this. ’
‘ i can’t change what i’ve done, but i can start trying to be a better person today. ’
‘ what lame little self-help book did you get that from? ’
‘ c’mon hon, live a little! ’
‘ a few calories won’t kill you. ’
‘ all of this running and hiding has made me so miserable. ’
‘ i am so, so sorry that i hurt you. ’
‘ i’m here, and i love you. ’
‘ stay calm. ’
‘ this is a really bad idea. ’
‘ you’re a real nice surprise. ’
‘ you’re a feisty little shit, ain’t you? ’
‘ it’s kinda like houdini. ’
‘ what are you going to wish for? ’
‘ tomorrow’s good enough for me. ’
‘ this can’t be happening! ’
‘ going somewhere? ’
‘ it’s never gonna stop! ’
‘ you’re freaking me out. ’
‘ you poisoned it! ’
‘ you’d think i’d try to poison you with a fucking cupcake? ’
‘ you really are crazy. ’
‘ you stupid little whore! ’
‘ i know i’ve been a bad roommate, but isn’t this a bit much? ’
‘ you’ve been trying to kill me over some stupid guy? ’
‘ i knew there was something wrong with her. ’
‘ she never wore make-up, she never posted any cute selfies, and she literally owned a pair of crocs. all the signs of a psycho killer! ’
‘ i’ll see you soon. ’
‘ now that your bedroom is officially a crime scene, where are you planning on crashing? ’
‘ who’s bill murray? ’
‘ how do you sleep at night? ’
‘ you are such a jerk! ’
‘ i’m gonna kill you! ’
‘ i’m not sleeping in my car again, it smells like hot pockets and feet! ’
