Me: I'm unattractive. Sigh
Shel: What no
Shel:I find u attractive in a straight grl way
Shel:if i was a straight guy and i was like
Shel: yeah i need a straight girl
Shel: *starts roleplay*
Shel: awh shit look at that hottie over there with the blond hair
Shel: wait
Shel: wait hold the phone
Shel: forget every straight women i ever had female/male intercourse with
Shel: who is dat fuckin short hair babe
Shel: DAYUm
Me: holy crap hahaha
Shel: so i think u r gorgeous and i am gorgeous so my opinion of gorgeous is true so we are just like the best gorgeous people around and sometimes it scares people and they just dont understand what they should do
Me: I love you, bb.











