helloooooooo mister ant! ready to make another news report for the audience? bit of a doozy this time around! (but do fact-check after me, sir, i am quite bad with names)
tenna (ask-tenna) and jevil (ask-the-chaoschaos) had something of a lover's quarrel, which resulted in jevil having his arm bitten off. talk about a bad romance!
viewers harassed a different tenna (tvt1me) into a mental breakdown and an alcohol binge. he's on the recovery now, but sheesh! some people...
a certain repairman (ask-a-repairman) is trying to broker a deal with a certain tenna (its-just-showbiz). details still unclear. though if i were you, id try to get the scoop on that typewriter of his (or just steal it)... it might be connected to tenna's break from reality, and it doesn't seem like the old toolbox is in the best mental state to stop you either
most relevant and concerning to you! tenna's back at his studio with a full repair, and might be a little Incredibly Mad that one of his mikes is gone. though he says he has more "pressing matters" to attend to...
that's all for now! take care and stay informed!
>>>your nightcrawler
Well, shit! Thats a real good recap. You lookin for a job at our studio, kid? Call my agent, we can talk about it later.
ANYHOO, lets read this... hum, hum.....
...HAH!
Jeez, talk about a toxic relationship!
Shit, those guys are really supposed to be the BETTER, or, more adjusted version of us...? What a joke!
Cmon, a little alcohol never hurt anybody! What a lightweight....
...And uh, as for that last point...
...Well, I think I'm getting to that with the next thing in my inbox, here-