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[veelafreckles]

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[espfox]

♡ ;D

If you came in my room we would….

[x] cuddle and watch disney movies

[x] have a pillow fight

[x] sleep

[] fuck

[] How the….gtfo!

I would kiss you on…

[] neck

[x] cheek

[x] lips

[x] forehead

I would let you sleep on…

[x] My bed

[x] floor

[x] bathroom

[] Lemme show you to the door.

I rate you….

[] 1-4

[] 5-7

[] 8-10

[x] Beyond Perfect

I would ______ you…

[] Fuck

[x] Hug

[x] Kiss

[] Date

[x] Play video games with

[veelafreckles]

me: /balancing scalemate on face while wearing dave shirt and aviators

jess: oh man now I want to start a blog called things on top of dave strider

me: can they all be dirk

jess: yes they will all be pictures of dirk sitting on dave

me: just sitting?

jess: EW MADS

jess: das...gaaaay

*laughtrack*

jess: also that's incest man

me: haha says the co-captain of the s.s. stridercest

jess: oh come on I'm only here for the waterslides

[espfox]

I ship you with me because ~*~cosplay waifus~*~ (wink wonk)

Oh my! I do love my cosplay waifu!!! Tehe! I’m so excited for us to cosplay together! Are you planing on going to Marchstuck?

[espfox]

I would draw you some cute rose/kan for valentines day if I didn't have so much work to do ;-;

:3 Tis okay darling! *hugs* Thank you for thinking of me! Kissu! I hope you work goes well! :D

[anothersilentday]

(watching a video)

me: that reminds me of homestuck.

jess: that has nothing to do with homestuck

me: yes it does

jess: ...

[espfox]

green, yellow, red, grey c:

Green:

I have two tattoos

I have twelve piercings

I'm chubby

I'm pale

I have green eyes that tend to turn hazel when the weather is sucky

I have 38 E cup breasts

I'm nearsighted 

I have a fractured knee cap gained from an intense conga line

Yellow:

I never lived in a house, we have always rented apartments

At one point in time I owned 26 different pets

I did ballet for twelve years

I was on the swim team for nine years

My dad was not the greatest

I went to Mantisory, then Catholic, then Public school

Every year, from first to eighth grade, I threw a crazy Halloween party

Red:

They rant with me about homestuck

They live in a house full of people

They know how to cheer me right up

They can be a bit of a jerk sometimes, but thats when I hit 'em up side the head

They do awesomely amazing cosplay with me

Grey:

Did you know coffee has caffeine? *twitch twitch*

Cosplaying has become a huge part of my life over the past couple of years

[espfox]

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Awwwwwww you're making me blush! 

Hmmm... The last song I listened to was/is Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie. :3

My perfect boy/girl... Ooooo thats hard! Either would have to be kind and caring! They would have to put up with my many oddities. And we would have to be into similar-ish things. And netflix movie nights, they wold have to like those! Those come with me if you date me! Hmmmm... The one thing I have to have in a guy is that he has to be taller than me! I know that sounds horrible, but it is just something weird I really want ^///^ As for a girl as long as she is willing to cuddle with me and give me head pets and take care of me when I'm sick I more than happy! Tehe! :3