#jesus man.

[thevaudevillescene]

one of my coworkers just sent me a text to tell me they, out loud in their own kitchen, instinctively called my name to help them get something down off a high shelf, because they’re used to doing it so often at work, it just came out naturally. and ohhhh, i’m crying. what do you mean i’ve made such an impact on your life, albeit in a small way, to the point where my name is the first one you call when you need help?

[anachronistic-falsehood]

everyone give vic a round of applause for starting another batshit insane dash event

[shmothman]

so. as it turns out. the deadline my professor and i thought was for the full manuscript. (tomorrow.) was only the deadline for the abstract.

[bearsgrove]

every time i see one of those "reblog if u are pro shipping oc x canon hihi" "don't let anyone tell u that shipping oc x oc or oc x canon is cringe :)" "shipping shipping shipping uwu" like i see your point but i also go out often and touch grass and talk to real people and have friends so this means nothing to me but u do u

my dick is huge also

[dromaeo-sauridae]

society if dream had a manager to make him stop saying stupid shit on twitter

[crafting-mojo]

i cant believe id never got into owen's videos before vampires dude his stuff is so my shit it's CRAZY!! i love EDITING!!!

[scringee]

Breakdown over I have to play fortnite it'll be the thing that makes me normal

[synins]

this is the first time i've scrolled through twitter for more than 7 minutes and i can honestly feel myself being overwhelmed between war footage, buff drawn women, racism, antiracism, corporate favoritism, martin scorcese,