#jesus puns

[miss-nerd-alert]

I’d always heard Christ delivers, but this isn’t quite what I’d had in mind

[shelbylookshuman]

A little bit behind here on uploads, so I’m just doing a miniature  mass upload on one post.  guess I’l die - https://www.lookhuman.com/design/374186-guess-i-ll-die-for-your-sins/3600-black-lg Can’t nobunny tell me nothin’ - https://www.lookhuman.com/design/374714-can-t-no-bunny-tell-me-nothin/3600-black-lg We Won’t Be Controlled - https://www.lookhuman.com/design/374685-we-won-t-be-controlled/3300-black-lg my sexuality is unicorns - https://www.lookhuman.com/design/374439-my-sexuality-is-unicorns/3600-black-xl

[a-wick-with-no-candle]

A local church sign...presented without condiment.

[clintonlovespizza]

[juggalocollege]

people need to add "esus" to acronyms that end with the letter g a lot more. rngesus is very funny so we have to do more of it. i hope argesus helps me figure out the cicada 3301 mystery

[seekhimfindhim]

Saw a billboard that said Jesus is a world champion weight lifter. Gotta meet the guy who wrote this...

[everlasting-anguish]

A Solo-man is a wise man

[shutupomg]

The wind here is unbelievable Jesus Crust