Aug 18, 2025
Jesus walks to the Atlantic.
He waves his hand. "Become... Wine!" all the oceans and connected waters of the world turn into sweet red wine. The oceans are forever known as the wine-dark sea.
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Jesus walks to the Atlantic.
He waves his hand. "Become... Wine!" all the oceans and connected waters of the world turn into sweet red wine. The oceans are forever known as the wine-dark sea.
You cannot convince me that Jesus is straight. He got nailed by another guy on a cross. Sounds pretty gay to me.
joseph: mary, how are you pregnant?
mary, who’s about to invent christianity: oh? haven’t you heard?