The Official Condiment Conglomerate

I have returned with more power than ever before

[big-condiments-official]

Here's my Bingo Card for the year!

Please let me know if any of these come true!

[big-condiments-official]

note: sources would be appreciated

[big-condiments-official]

It was alright

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[nonbinary-jakey]

[crabussy]

tumblr is actually almost usable if you just filter 400 terms and block 900 blogs and have anons off and have messages off and have comments off and have reblogs off and never post any of your opinions and never express mild annoyance at anything ever!

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

I SUCCESSFULLY BURNED MY FIRST DVD AND IT DOESN'T LOOK ASS!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

I SUCCESSFULLY

BURNED MY FIRST DVD AND

IT DOESN’T LOOK ASS!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[delmondo]

walked in on the boys doing lines of water in the bathroom

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

@electronicmail ?

[electronicmail]

pass

[catjar91]

@satan-offical

[satan-offical]

There are other celebrities you know

[debrisha]

@archangel-raphael-offical

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I have 395 followers on this website. I doubt that qualifies, although, I do appreciate your faith.

[sirsamueloflydia]

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical ?

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

i qualify as famous but that might just be the Narcissism speaking

The celebs arent accepting it tho so I'll take it :)

[makeitfast9052]

@skeletal-spire-man

[obsessivebookwormalert]

@do-not-u-dare

[do-not-u-dare]

NO

[kwacpe]

@rainbowgod666

[rainbowgod666]

Im flattered but only two posts of mine breached containment sooooo bit early there bud

[a-calico-rabbit]

@mildlybizarrecorvid

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Not certain I'm qualified, but sure?

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

[luwha]

[evergreen-femme]

[coelii]

[sweetpuddincake]

The girls in their 20s and 30s are kissing

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[jelloapocalypse]

Visit Original Link

omg did you guys hear the latest announcement

[loss-detector]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[gharibajameel]

[segamascott]

[maidthings]

i love sowing. i fucking l- [sees someone reaping] kill that guy.

[tboy-trash]

once you realize how much everyone fucking loves age- and incest-play you'll go even more insane when they tell you to join their campaign to run transgender woman #487324 off the internet (where she gets her income) for her incest kink or whatever

[tboy-trash]

it really is Our Righteous "pouting and throwing a cute tantrum at my partner to get what i want", "daddy/mommy", "old man yaoi", and a long etc v. their villainous "calling her partner 'little sis'" to encourage sexual abuse of children or smth

[tboy-trash]

straight people especially LOVE ageplay have you ever seen them interact. it is like their main thing.

[tboy-trash]

and not like it is important but since i sometimes see that thrown around: they love doing it in public too, and i don't mean in an obscure tumblr blog (theyre straight) but at. the store in front of 20 people. again, it is one of their main things.

[tboy-trash]

i'm not saying anything that hasn't been said before but i'm just thinking about how common and rendered-invisible by normalization it is to see a straight couple where the woman playfully acts like a little girl sometimes for whatever reason and it's. fine. and i of course don't mean they should leave it in the bedroom or whatever i'm not christian, i'm saying it's so overt but of course it's fine when non-transmisogynized people do it. they have never harmed children in any way obviously.

[dalekdork]

…people like that shit?

[tboy-trash]

people trying to be cute in the notes of this post (not just in this rb, either) is actually extremely annoying. oh you're a poor wittle baby who couldn't possibly know that "teen" and "(M/D)ILF" porn are some of the most popular things straight people wank to? is it your first time using the internet and/or going outside? like come on, i know i'm being harsh here, but this way of distancing yourself from it (and using a memeified image to show how you find it strange and icky) is just another way of signaling "i'm one of the good ones who would NEVER like such perverted things" which is literally just one step removed from the harassment i'm talking about. for the love of god, grow up.