The Official Condiment Conglomerate

I have returned with more power than ever before

[big-condiments-official]

Here's my Bingo Card for the year!

Please let me know if any of these come true!

[big-condiments-official]

note: sources would be appreciated

[big-condiments-official]

It was alright

[apolladay]

Assuming equal strength and equal size, who do you think wins/has an advantage in a fight?:

-someone with a "typical" Afab body?

-someone with a "typical" Amab body?

I’m not sure if there is a better way to phrase this but I hope this is fine 😭

Assuming equal strength and equal size, who do you think wins/has an advantage in a fight?:

someone with a "typical" Afab body?

someone with a "typical" Amab body?

Remaining time: 6 days 23 hours

[big-condiments-official]

beg fucking pardon? What makes either more likely to win?

[transsexual-feminism]

Suicide is not some natural or expected outcome of transfeminine existence. It is an engineered outcome caused by transmisogyny. Every time a transfem kills herself, her death is a murder and part of genocide and it should make you absolutely livid.

[redstonedust]

Horse

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[shocklabrynth]

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

[caringloving-deactivated2025081]

hey u missed ur shift on tumblr.com why aren’t u reblogging

[creatingblackcharacters]

Sharing that reminds me that I gotta discuss how Medical Apartheid explains that the founder of Planned Parenthood believed in using birth control as a form of "positive" eugenics for the Black community. And some person got so vehemently upset at me quoting her own words that they said I was speaking out of historical context to make her look bad, that I lacked comprehension. Even though. I was citing her own words. From her own plan. 😐 Oooh man. Whole book is about how some of our best medical research has come at the cost of Black and brown bodies 😅 gotta be ready to hear some shit!

[creatingblackcharacters]

"pre civil rights" big dawg it's structural TODAY 😭 it didn't get any better, it just learned how to rephrase itself in order to get away with the same mess without the culpability of Overtness

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sometimes I think about that time King Julien dated a pineapple that he only referred to as he/him and I think that’s gotta be the weirdest coming out moment

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

[got-no-skill]

[kyoosoup]

wait so is this why mort killed a sentient pineapple in the poll?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah he got jealous and kidnapped the pineapple then tried to take him back but ended up destroying him, pineapple owes a lot of fruit money in the afterlife, Julien saw him again briefly after grabbing a bomb when he thought Maurice was dead

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh yeah fun fact the pineapple was some kind of god

[sirdragonwyrm]

KING JULIEN DATED A GOD?!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Not sure if he knew he was a god for what it counts?

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[transjinako]

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

[transjinako]

[red-mercer]

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

[transjinako]

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

[vinegarss]

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[betakaratene]

Rentarou discovers the Wigan Kebab: I can't bring myself to finish this

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

love it here best website also u have to like mint chip ice cream or else

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

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[charlesoberonn]