The Official Condiment Conglomerate

I have returned with more power than ever before

[big-condiments-official]

Here's my Bingo Card for the year!

Please let me know if any of these come true!

[big-condiments-official]

note: sources would be appreciated

[big-condiments-official]

It was alright

[frankiedotbiz]

this video has invaded my brain

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

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[sapphireh3arts]

on the topic of normalising naked bodies, my family is Christian and they were absolute prudes about bodies, the first time my clit swelled up I thought I had some kind of disease/tumour and I was too embarrassed to ask someone about it, I thought I was gonna die and I cried myself to sleep, and any minor pain in my breasts made me think I had cancer, I really wish someone would've told me more about my body so I wouldn't have to panic about everything new that happened

this is exactly why we need to have open and honest conversations with children about their bodies, medical neglect is so common because of this shame!!!! we shouldn't be taught to be scared of our bodies! i'm so sorry you had to go through all that. sending hugs!

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[sapphireh3arts]

we need to start killing influencers who shill products that say they make you "age backwards"

[pixelartpeach]

Btw if the new Pokemon games coming out have the Rotom Phone use an AI assistant, even in jest, I'm killing.

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[theowlburrow]

Thanks for the love on this one, everybody! By popular request, I made it into a print 😄

💙 owlburrow.storenvy.com 💙

[my-dailydreams]

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @miko-the-fox

[ultrafacts]

[analog-delight]

i think you should have to come out as cis or straight. stop assuming it's the default and everything else is a deviation.

[analog-delight]

you can reblog this btw. make cis people feel uncomfortable about assuming they are "normal" and we are "other". make straight people feel uncomfortable assuming they are "regular" and we are "deviant".

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My parents were lowkey disappointed when I came home stone cold sober from every single event I went to in high school

[homocidalhomosexual]

what pride flag did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow

lesbian

bisexual

pansexual

gay

asexual

aromantic

trans

nonbinary

intersex

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Woah!!!! I got a regular pride flag and then what seemed to be a mix of the trans flag and the nonbinary and the asexual flags. Cool!

[victusinveritas]

"Now I've shot so many Nazis, Daddy will have to buy me a sable coat." (From his Wikipedia article).

Neil Munro "Bunny" Roger

June 9, 1911-April 27, 1997.

Bunny Roger killed a bunch of Nazis and then invented Capri pants.

He was expelled from Oxford for his indiscrete gayness (discrete gayness being perfectly fine at Oxford and part of the curriculum until...today probably, at least like 1992?). Then, having been sent down to London, he started his own fashion business, and his first client was Vivien Leigh.

Bunny served in WWII, killing fascists in North Africa and Italy, and often wearing a mauve scarf in the field. Roger claimed that he had gone into a battle brandishing a rolled-up copy of VOGUE and commanding: "When in doubt, powder heavily!"

Roger was known in high society for his themed soirées; Diamond, Amethyst, and Flame Balls were held to celebrate his 60th, 70th, and 80th birthdays. He wore a curious plum colored catsuit with a feathered headdress at his 70th birthday ball in 1981. At his 80th, he made his entrance in a catsuit of scarlet sequins with a cape of orange organza, greeting his guests from behind a wall of fire. His parties were covered by the newspapers, including a New Year's Eve Fetish Ball where the proper upper class mixed with young guests in rubber S/M gear.

From an obituary: "Beneath his mauve mannerisms, Bunny was stalwart, frank, dependable and undeceived; to onlookers a passing peacock, to intimates, a life enhancer and exemplary friend."

From another obituary:

He served valiantly in every way.

[shabbytigers]

happy 125th birthday to bunny roger

[victusinveritas]

Found this color photo:

And this in-memoriam piece.

[garbagedisp0sal]