The Official Condiment Conglomerate

I have returned with more power than ever before

[big-condiments-official]

Here's my Bingo Card for the year!

Please let me know if any of these come true!

[big-condiments-official]

note: sources would be appreciated

[big-condiments-official]

It was alright

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sometimes I think about that time King Julien dated a pineapple that he only referred to as he/him and I think that’s gotta be the weirdest coming out moment

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

[got-no-skill]

[kyoosoup]

wait so is this why mort killed a sentient pineapple in the poll?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah he got jealous and kidnapped the pineapple then tried to take him back but ended up destroying him, pineapple owes a lot of fruit money in the afterlife, Julien saw him again briefly after grabbing a bomb when he thought Maurice was dead

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh yeah fun fact the pineapple was some kind of god

[sirdragonwyrm]

KING JULIEN DATED A GOD?!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Not sure if he knew he was a god for what it counts?

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[transjinako]

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

[transjinako]

[red-mercer]

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

[transjinako]

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

[vinegarss]

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[betakaratene]

Rentarou discovers the Wigan Kebab: I can't bring myself to finish this

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

love it here best website also u have to like mint chip ice cream or else

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!

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[charlesoberonn]

[goobra]

this is not an onion headline

[goobra]

a trans woman was suspended from her job at netflix because she tweeted about dave chappelle's transmisogyny and he's a multimillionaire whining about being "cancelled" you cannot make this shit up

[goobra]

aaaaaand there it is.

[ottermatopoeia]

did y'all see the internal emails the co-ceo sent out? they were fucking embarrassing

[ottermatopoeia]

After the first round of backlash he sent out this:

Via the AV Club

The condescending tone not withstanding, it's basically "lol too bad you can't understand what harm means. triggered!anyway you're fired for criticizing someone who makes us money" yikes

And the second, because we had to double down and blame video games and censorship I guess???:

Via Kotaku, emphasis not mine

Fucking double yikes™

Ted Sarandos kick rocks before you get sued into oblivion challenge

[tenorbug]

Hannah Gadsby's response to being used as representation in his email

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay I paid two Etsy witches and gave them the same description, and I’m running the contest, I’ve done my part

If it works best $27 I ever spent

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Remember to thank your local Etsy witch if this works

[unteriors]

Parkwood Drive, Nappanee, Indiana.

[cutthroatchorus]

okay I couldn't rest until I figured out wtf was going on with this mystery flesh pit/Garfield homunculus

1001 Parkwood Dr, Nappanee, IN 46550 | realtor.com®

See photos and price history of this 7 bed, 11 bath, 11,944 Sq. Ft. recently sold home located at 1001 Parkwood Dr, Nappanee, IN 46550 that

it's supposed to be a "cave room" ig???

[feldfrog]

[souplover13]

images: two tweets by stand-up comedian Benny Feldman.

the first picture shows a tweet:

"Don't police comedy" Well. I'm not going to arrest anyone. I'm not even trying to cancel anyone in the 2010s sense of having them lose their job. My goal for comedians who make regressive jokes is for them to change their minds. And for everyone to understand why jokes matter.

the second picture shows a quote retweet. twitter user ChoppedBeef says:

"All I want is for everyone to agree with me"

to which Benny Feldman's response is:

I would like everyone to be not racist instead of racist, yes

end image descriptions.

[souplover13]

benny feldman's the man who gave us 'it's just a joke dude. and the joke is just rooted in ideas. that i'm enforcing' and also 'it's just a joke dude. it's just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy'. he posts a lot of his one-liner sets online. he's a very good person to check on occasionally if you're interested in the philosophy of humour.

[jabberwockypie]

The problem with so many of these regressive, right-wing people is they view social censure as equivalent to an attack on them, personally.

If you say shit that's mean or racist or transphobic, some people will not like you! Some people may, in fact call you an asshole.

Freedom of speech is not freedom from social and economic consequences! Somebody calling you a dick and refusing to give you money is not the same as throwing you in a gulag.

You are not owed an audience and you are not owed access to people.

[beechimera]

The End of Evangelion if Pjackk died on the cross instead of Jesus

[kropotkindersurprise]

1969 - A member of the Black Panther Party explains why the party iss opening a free medical clinic in Chicago, USA. [video]

[isuggestrevolution]

this is my suggestion

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]