#alskdjfds

[cowboyjimkirk]

Doc anon. I shoes hubby “Chris Pineapple” and now he wants someone to photoshop his head into a pineapple like the drawing so “We can see it irl. Bonus if Pine’s on the red carpet.” Snakes are manifesting in my house now and I blame y’all 😂😂

Doc anon. Update: hubby made a joke about his juices and when I looked at him like this 😑 and he said “Search your feelings you know it to be true.” and I said “Honey, go to sleep.”

i was thinking about making the pineapple manip specifically for your hubby, but NOT ANYMORE, NOT AFTER THE JUICE COMMENT 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🍍🔪🔪🔪🔪

[presumenothing]

Never have I ever written about Kazuha and Shinichi hanging out?

WELL ACTUALLY I HAVE 

(only for like 200 words though. ur rite i should put that on the Schedule™️)

[saintemiliosandoz]

joseph: mary, how are you pregnant?

mary, who’s about to invent christianity: oh? haven’t you heard?

[it-is-sweet-to-die]

Time to Wake up

"I love you, Maximus." The little common whispered sleepishly, her mate smiled kindy and opened his mouth to say something but he seemed to stop and reconsider before speaking again. "You should wake up now,"

"What?" Crow was confused and tried to sit up from the bed but it was harder to do now for some reason almost impossible. "It's alright." He offered. She felt a feeling of fear bubble up inside her chest a hopeless fear. "Maximus-"

In only a second everything went from nice and quiet to a constant beeping and the sharp smell of cleaning supplies. The ginger tried moving her hand to her face but found that her wrist had been tied to the side of the gurney to keep the needle properly in place. So she tried her other hand, she opened her eyes and pulled the mask off her face. "..." The room she was in was blinding white and the beeping had turned to a constant ringing as she pulled needles and suckers off and out of herself. Elizabeth was confused to say the least where the hell was she and why- was she dreaming? The blood slowly dripping out of her hand said otherwise.

[slutstylesss]

louis' tummy has been showing a lot more recently, i like this. i love his tummy so much omg

[momjoked-blog]

Lolol i cant tell you I've been sending you these anons for months :) and you i'm only in highschool, aren't you like 18?

i'm 16 actually. and what would be the worst that could happen if you told me? :)